A MUCH BETTER THEORY THAN YOURS AND WAY MORE BELIEVABLE <br>Panflatus -- origin of life theory.   Billions of years ago, an Alien space craft landed on Earth. The alien hadn't showered for quite some time, so he decided to take a bath in a LITTLE POND. Right after using a bar of soap, he did two things simultaneously. He washed the soap into the water, and the Alien produced Flatus gasses from an orifice.<br>          The gases, that were developed by such an action, were mingled with the bubbles of the Gas, and for the first time in history, you had the makings of the first life on Earth. The Gases left one of the Aliens 10 orifices, with such vortexual  exuberance, that it introduced just the right amount of heat and energy, and random mixing to form all the components of life.   <br>           AND last but  not least, the bubbles created perfect spherical structures that  acted like a membrane for the captured  gasses.  Mystery Solved:   WHO'S YOUR DADDY, a Fart inside a BUBBLE. Now that's funny I don't care who you are That's funny. And I deserve to get the Nobel Prize for this ORIGIN of life Theory.