I wonder... Does the opposite work too? Does getting hot water anywhere other than your face speed your heart up?,(reply>), Adam Mullarkey no. You won't have a face,(reply>), @Bartosz Olszewski Joke. Noun. A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.<br><br>This perfectly describes what I was trying to do. If it didn't cause you "amusement or laughter," then I'm sorry.,(reply>), +Adam Mullarkey it was not a joke nor sarcasm,(reply>), +Adam Mullarkey The moral of the story is your sarcasm-fu is extremely weak. ;P,(reply>), It's surprising how many at least vaguely valid questions are asked in jest