"We have suncream, but for this beach you might want something a bit... stronger.",(reply>), Am I the only person here confused by the "sunscream" pun?,(reply>), I would not be one bit surprised if it turns out they sold sun cream with radium in it back in the 50s.,(reply>), I love the idea of a product that lets you know, loudly, when you're being overexposed to UV.,(reply>), Please cover your skin with <b>lead</b> before getting in.,(reply>), @Brooke G I did not notice it wasn't sunscream until after I read your comment. Between this and bench/beach confusion. I think I need to rest.