""OK, ok we're going need 2000 Asians and 1000 Africans... ummmm can some of them be disabled?"  <br>"But Sir, we are making a film about the Battle of Hastings in 1066"<br>Ï know... better make it 5000 Asians and 2000 Africans! And for heavens sake make sure some of them are transexual!"