<i>Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking.</i><br><br>(about the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's <i>Happy Vertical People Transporters</i> ),(reply>), The occassional H2G2 reference is the best part of Tom Scott's comment sections,(reply>), @smorris12 The Complaints Division is still doing a roaring trade,(reply>), I understood that reference!,(reply>), Haha I love that quote,(reply>), @Aus Bare Actually, anybody who has read the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and remember all the humour