I want a smartphone that has everything perfect, super fast charging, big battery, top specs, high refresh screen, s pen, best camera for photos and videos, IP 99 water resistance, 50 x zoom + wide camera, radio sensor with google gestures,  thinnest in the world, has Windows, android, IOS, made out of titanium, looks like a boss, 7.1 surround sound, IR blaster, bluetooth 10.0, a vibrator control unit for the lonely nights, laser, flash light, sonar tech, can find oil spots in ground and gold mines.<br><br>Is that too much to ask?