Imagine her husband calling her "darling". <br>She'd be like: "why are you calling me by surname"?,(reply>), "Darling Darling.",(reply>), @The Curious Sapien where is Satan when you need him?,(reply>), Well then her husband's name would have to be Jim Dear and he'd have to adopt a cocker spaniel puppy they would name Lady...And the universe is deterministic.,(reply>), He'd be writing "remember prosody, idiot" on notes and stick 'em up all over the house.,(reply>), He would say "Kate" and pause for a good fraction of a second before uttering "darling". If he's decent, he'd be grammatically correct about it 😂😭