Arizona Mainstream Media: Gov orders mandatory stay at home order!<br><br><br>Gamestop: Ah shit we gotta call our selves essential to stay open.<br><br><br><br>Governor's Actual Order: Don't do anything unnecessary, especially socially.<br><br><br>Me: Idc I still gotta work to eat, no ones giving me a check &amp; besides, horses can't shovel their own shit &amp; brush won't trim itself so it's not a fire danger.