What about the one that goes: "I'm a little teapot short an ??? here is my handle, here is my ???:" (sorry I don't quite remember the woords.,(reply>), @Donach mc kenna: We do that too :D,(reply>), I didn't know there is an English version of that rhyme ... I only knew the Arabic one which roughly translates to:<br>"I am I am the teapot, my handle is here, my spout is here, I pour the tea and come back like so"<br>(it's done with a dance, so the "is here" and "like so" parts are accompanied with certain movements),(reply>), According to Tiny Tina its: "I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle, here is my butt",(reply>), @Domen Bremec Fair enough. That happens, I know.,(reply>), @KlaxonCow Just saw it... I was typing my answer while his came and didn't see it.