Worker: <i>"-We are out of gold!"</i><br>Boss: <i>"-Just paint some lead with gold paint!"</i><br>Worker: <i>"-But we are also out of lead!"</i><br>Boss <i>"Then use mercury!"</i><br>Worker: <i>"-Were is the mercury?"</i><br>Boss <i>"Next to the cesium fluoride you idiot!"</i>