The cod wars be like:<br>UK: "so... you're giving us this water with these fish, right?"<br>Iceland: "no."<br>UK: "Well you can't stop us."<br>Iceland: <b>rams a royal navy boat</b><br>UK: "Well we have all of NATO supporting us."<br>Iceland: "Well then... We have all of the Warsaw pact supporting us! Workers of the wo-"<br>UK: "That doesn't even make sense, what? You're not even communist. You're in NATO."<br>Iceland: "And we'll send the Soviet navy into the Atlantic!"<br>UK: "There's absolutely no way that..."<br>USA: "Iceland wins. Give them the stupid fish."<br>UK: "..."<br>USA: "Give. The fish. Did I stutter?"