Game studios, it's official : I'm now a black lesbian woman, deaf when it suits me, identifying as a unicorn, and with multiple-personality disorder that will likely help you fit any category of employee the BAFTA requires. I'm available for hire at an outrageous rate because I'm also underprivileged, and you can use that as an excuse to promote me too. I'm particularly good at feigning indignation for causes I know nothing about. Waiting for your calls.