"<a href=""https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCHDsn6K8qw&amp;t=4m15s"">4:15</a> Ring adds end-to-end encryption<br>Me: Waaaaaait a minute.  WHAT?!  You mean it DIDN'T have E2EE before?  WTF?  Yes burglar and/or r**ist", please notice my shiny doorbell and man in the middle me before you ... man in the middle me, leave me for dead, and rob me blind.  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!  YIKES!  Security?  We've heard of it.  We don't believe in it.  (Apparently.)  But we've heard of it.  WTAF?!?!?!  And for our next trick, a firearm that only sometimes explodes in your hands and embeds shrapnel in your face.  We know you want one.  It comes in white!