Mrs Richards: " I paid for a room with a view!"  <br>Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."  <br>Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"  <br>Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."  <br>Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" <br>Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."  <br>Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."  <br>Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?