I appreciate that my suggestion would not be possible for various reasons. Main one being to not cause concern with people who may be unaware of the proceedings.<br>But.<br><br>The perfect ending would have been you saying "I'm going take the slow route down". And then a dummy (an actual dummy, as in a mannequin or something like that) wearing a red shirt is shown falling down from the platform into the water.<br><br>Entirely impractical. Entirely unnecessary. But utterly hilarious.