Oh freddled gruntbuggly,"<br>Thy micturations are to me"," (with big yawning)<br>As plurdled gabbleblotchits"," in midsummer morning<br>On a lurgid bee","<br>That mordiously hath blurted out","<br>Its earted jurtles"," grumbling<br>Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]<br>Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles","<br>Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts","<br>And living glupules frart and stipulate","<br>Like jowling meated liverslime","<br>Groop", I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,"<br>And hooptiously drangle me","<br>With crinkly bindlewurdles","mashurbitries.<br>Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon","<br>See if I don't!"