RT @TheMichaelRock: *answers phone*

Coworker: There's a dead bird outside.

Me: Wanna split it?

CW: What?

Me: Sorry, finders keepers, ri&#8230;
RT : *answers phone*

Coworker: There's a dead bird outside.

Me: Wanna split it?

CW: What?

Me: Sorry, finders keepers, ri&#8230;