I would like to change to the goddamn {{Account Type}} account
I appreciate your interest in upgrading to our {{Account Type}} account! Don't worry, I'm here to assist you throughout the process: 

1. Login: Start by logging into your existing account.
2. Account Settings: Once logged in, navigate to your account settings or profile section.
3. Upgrade Option: Look for the option that says "Upgrade" or "Switch Account Type".
4. Select {{Account Type}} Account: Choose the "{{Account Type}} Account" option from the available choices.
5. Confirmation: Follow the on-screen prompts to confirm your upgrade.

If you have any difficulties or need further guidance, don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here to ensure a seamless transition to the amazing benefits that come with our {{Account Type}} account!