The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
If it was gonna come to this, 
we never should have gotten together!
لو عرفت أنّ الأمر سينتهي هكذا
 !لما اجتمعنا مع بعض أبدا
Wenn das so ist, hätten wir
uns besser nie kennengelernt!
Hubiera preferido
que no nos conociéramos.
Hubiera preferido
que no nos conociéramos.
On aurait mieux fait
de jamais se rencontrer !
Se dovevamo arrivare a questo,
sarebbe stato meglio non conoscerci affatto!
Se era para chegar a isso, nunca
deveríamos ter nos conhecido!
Знала бы, что до такого дойдёт,
не связалась бы с тобой!