A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
My son's not back yet, but please come in.
Aunque mi hijo todavía 
no ha regresado, adelante.
Aunque mi hijo todavía 
no ha regresado, adelante.
O meu filho ainda não
voltou, mas entre.