A 34-year-old unemployed recluse get hit by a truck... and wakes up as a newborn baby in a fantasy world! With loving parents, a lifetime of regrets, and a beginner's magic textbook, he sets out to make the most of his second chance at life.
Forget a beard; she looks like
her bush hasn't grown in yet.
انسوا أمر اللُحية، إنها تبدو صغيرة
ولم ينمو لها شعر عانة
Olvida la barba, parece que todavía
ni siquiera tiene vello púbico.
Nada de barba. 
Diría que ni tiene pelo ahí abajo.
Altro che barba, questa non c'ha i peli
 neanche lì sotto, altro che.
Esqueça a barba. Parece que o matagal
dela ainda nem tinha começado a crescer.
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