After being stabbed by a man with a sword wound, I lost consciousness. When I awoke, I found myself in an unfamiliar forest with Jess sleeping soundly while using my stomach as a pillow. It seems she's really tired. I decided we should start moving and that Jess should ride on my back but... Cutie-pie Jess, you can't sit on me like that! As we go on our love comedy journey, Jess reveals a shocking truth to me...
A scrawny four-eyed super-virgin!
!بتول هزيل بنظّارات
Brillenschlange und ewige Jungfrau.
Soy un flacucho cuatro ojos virgen.
Soy un flacucho gafotas virgen.
Salut, c’est moi,
le maigrichon puceau.
Sono uno smilzo occhialuto verginello di merda.
Sou um magrela quatro-olhos virjão.
Зачмыренный
очкарик-девственник.