Frustrated by having his romantic encounters ruined by allergies, a model contacts Monthly Moso Science to investigate why hordes of cats congregate outside his apartment every night.
I learned stuff like this for the sake 
of my beloved partner-to-be.
تعلّمت أشياء كهذه لأجل 
شريكتي المُستقبليّة العزيزة
Queste cose le ho imparate
per il bene della mia futura moglie.
Eu aprendi coisas assim para
minha futura companheira.