This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...
Lord Godard, had you not done 
any research on us?
سيّد غودارد، ألم تجرِ بحثاً عنّا؟
Sire Godard, haben Sie sich
nicht über uns informiert?
Don Godard,
¿no pensó en investigarnos?
Don Godard,
¿no le ha dado por investigarnos?
Comte Godard,
n’avez-vous pas enquêté sur nous ?
Lord Godard, non ha indagato sul mio conto?
Lorde Godard, não fez
nenhuma pesquisa sobre nós?
Сеньор Годар, вы что же,
ничего не разузнали про нас?