Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! I’m so stupid!! How could I, the great Ichijou Ryouma, not realize this?! Overnight, the entire country is abuzz with talk about the exciting new star IZUMI. It took all of that for me, the great Ichijou Ryouma, to finally realize that Izumi’s debut means the whole world will now learn of his adorableness!
he really doesn't look 
remotely male, does he?
sieht er wirklich gar nicht mehr
männlich aus, nicht wahr?
no luce ni remotamente 
masculino, ¿no es así?
on aurait vraiment dit
une fille…
ele nem parece homem, não é?