Hideyoshi loves rice; she can’t get enough of it.  When she hears tale of a ritual that can be performed to guarantee a good harvest of rice, she decides she must do it.  But what happens next takes her farther down the rabbit hole than expected.
Fortunately, I know 
what you're thinking.
Afortunadamente supe lo que piensa.
Por suerte, sé lo que estás pensando.
Ainda bem que eu sei o que você está pensando.