As always, Hasegawa, aka DORK (Dumb Old Retarded Kook) idles away his life. While talking on the phone with his estranged wife Hatsu, Hasegawa ends up inviting her over to his house. But thanks to a string of misfortunes, his home is now a cardboard box in the park! Having told Hatsu that he lives in a pretty nice place, Hasegawa asks Gintoki to help him look for a descent housing…
All right. In fact, I've got the perfect place for an Onion Knight like you.
La verdad es que tengo un sitio perfecto 
para un Caballero Cebolla como tú.
Certo, tenho um lugar perfeito para um Guerreiro Cebola como você.