On her way home from a shopping run, Jashin-chan is attacked by Poporon, an angel with a chip on her shoulder. Jashin-chan levels up and is rewarded by Satan with a potion that grants her human legs, so she enjoys a day of walking around town and shopping for clothes with Medusa.
Someone made you phony 
contacts with side effects.
Das ist eine Fälschung
mit Nebenwirkung.
Te hicieron unos lentes fraudulentos.
Te han hecho unas lentillas falsas.
On t’a arnaquée
avec un produit défectueux.
Alguém te fez lentes vagabundas
com efeitos colaterais.
Кто-то дал тебе палёные линзы 
с побочным эффектом.