What was supposed to be a mere feigned illness turned into a state funeral sending Kagura off! How can Kagura get out of this?
While your desire to give Kagura-chan 
a proper send-off makes us happy,
مع أن رغبتكم في تقديم وداعٍ لائق لكاغورا-تشان تسعدنا
Me alegra que quieran 
homenajear a Kagura-chan,
Ficamos felizes com a vontade de todos
 se despedirem com honra da Kagura,