A statue falls in love and goes to visit its lover every night.  A trickster fox loves to tease an old man, but one night it goes a little too far.  An owl dies a crow different colors, but the crow doesn't like them.
Man, you're hard.
¡Eres tan duro 
como una estatua del sacerdote!
¡Eres tan duro como una 
estatua del sacerdote!
Cara, você é duro.