A man wants to be a Sennin but fails, so he becomes a salesman instead.  Kobayashi Issa, the haiku poet, thinks of the sun, the moon, and his soba.
The Hangontan of Ecchuu Toyama!
Píldora de Toyama, Ecchu.
Píldora de Toyama, Ecchu.
O Hangontan de Ecchu Toyama!