Yoigoshi Tatsuya was a famous soccer player, but when he entered high school, he took the opportunity to sever every relationship he had with sports. Azemichi Soma barges in on him to invite him to join the kabaddi team, and drags him to practice saying all he needs to do is watch. Yoigoshi thinks it's a ridiculous sport, only good for gags, but he's soon caught in a trap set by the vice-captain, Iura Kei, and forced to try kabaddi for himself...
It is, indeed, an idiotic 
sport played by idiots.
Das ist wirklich ein Idiotensport voller Idioten.
Sí, es un deporte idiota
practicado por idiotas.
Sí, es un deporte idiota
practicado por idiotas.
Un bon sport de nazes
fait pour les nazes.
Uno sport idiota giocato da idioti, come pensavo.
Sabia, é um esporte tosco 
jogado por gente tosca.
Да уж, дурацкий спорт для дураков.