It’s time for the talent show, but none of the students are talented at all.  The KonoSuba crowd in particular…

Anybody who wants a go, raise your haaaand.
Wer freiwillig möchte,
hebt bitte die Hand.
Si hay algún voluntario,
que levante la mano.
Qui veut tenter sa chance ?
Levez la main.
Quem quiser ir, pode levantar a mão.