Wooser awakes in the world of the dead.  Things seem very strange there.  To get a better idea of the situation, he turns on the TV.  There he sees Darth Wooser, who tells him of the day when he changed fate, and the sorrowful events he'd forgotten.  Wait, no, that's the weather he's reading
'Cause if there is life after death,
Wenn es ein Leben nach dem Tod gibt,
Ya que si existiera una 
vida después de la muerte,
Ya que si existiera una 
vida después de la muerte,
S’il existe un au-delà,
Poiché se dovesse esserci una vita dopo la morte,
Porque, se existe uma vida após a morte,