The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
I don't know much about it, but don't 
celebrities' dresses cost like six figures?
لا أعرف الكثير لكن، ألا تكلّف فساتين المشاهير مئات الآلاف؟
Ich kapier’s nicht so ganz, aber …
Imagino que los vestidos buenos
cuestan mucho dinero.
Imagino que los vestidos buenos
cuestan mucho dinero.
Une robe de luxe doit coûter
quelques milliers de yens, non ?
Non ne so molto, ma i prezzi degli abiti 
delle celebrità non sono numeri a sei cifre?
Eu não sei muito sobre isso, mas os vestidos
das celebridades não custam uns seis dígitos?
Я особо не разбираюсь, но вроде
такие платья стоят шестизначную сумму.