Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
but next time you try doing 
anything to Samidare,
،لكن إذا حاولت فعل أيّ شيء لساميداري ثانية
aber wenn du Samidare
noch mal belästigst,
mais si tu lui fais quoi que ce soit,
je te noie dans la rivière !
ma la prossima volta che 
provi a fare qualcosa a Samidare...
mas na próxima vez que você
se engraçar pra cima da Samidare,
но если ещё раз что-нибудь
сделаешь Самидарэ, утоплю в реке!