After his untimely death, our unlikely hero finds himself in another world, reincarnated as a vending machine. Now his life revolves around selling things to people, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no sign of any customers.
No matter how gaga I was for them, 
such a thing could never...
...مهما كنتُ أهواها، لا يمكن أن يحصل شيءٌ
Me gustaban muchísimo,
pero eso es imposible.
Sé que me flipaban,
pero eso no puede ser.
भले मुझे उसके लिए जुनून था, 
लेकिन ऐसा नहीं हो सकता...
Per quanto io potessi adorarli,
è impossibile che una cosa tanto...
Mesmo que eu amasse elas tanto assim,
nunca que algo desse tipo...
Пусть я и фанател от них как безумный,
это совершенно не значит, что…