Everybody's going to Taiwan! but when they get there, they find that Mazu, the goddess of the sea, has been murdered, and the pirates and the navy are at open war with one another.
Let the kids have their shaved ice.
Lassen wir die Kinder
doch Raspeleis essen.
Mocosos, ustedes vayan por su kakigori.
Mocosos, id a por vuestro granizado.
Laissons les enfants
manger leurs glaces
Lascia pure che i bambini 
vadano a prendersi le granite.
Vamos deixar as crianças com a raspadinha.