Dazai tapes a sign on Kunikida’s back as a prank, but it turns out that Kunikida was about to head to a meeting with some important people.
All right, I'll kick off our 
so-called horror stories.
.حسنًا، سأبدأ ما ندعوه بقصص رعبنا
Okay, ich fange
mit ’ner Geschichte an!
Empezaré yo.
Les contaré una historia de terror.
Empezaré yo.
Os contaré una historia de terror.
Bon, je commence.
E va bene, inizierò io col primo
dei nostri cosiddetti racconti del terrore.
Certo, eu vou começar com
essa tal história de terror.
Ладно, тогда я начну! Страшная история.