pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
I've never even split 
up a single novelty band!
¡Nunca he separado ninguna banda cómica!
¡Nunca he hecho que nadie se separe!
Além disso, nunca
 separei uma banda!