A man marries a cow.  Gold coins are found and lost. A priest becomes friends with angry ocelots at a temple.
Welcome, Priest. Good timing.
Señor monje, gracias por 
venir en un momento tan oportuno.
Señor monje, gracias por 
venir en un momento tan oportuno.
Seja bem-vindo, monge. Chegou em boa hora.