This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...
Driver, think about this rationally.
فكّر بمنطقيّة أيّها السائق
Herr Fuhrmann,
denken Sie mal ganz ruhig nach.
Cochero, piénselo de forma racional.
Cochero, piénselo de forma racional.
Cocher,
prenez la peine de réfléchir.
Cocchiere, provi a riflettere con calma. 
Così facendo, perderà la tariffa del ritorno.
Cocheiro, pense de forma racional.
Извозчик, обдумай всё спокойно.