A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
He said that if I fed him the black 
kite eggs on top of the tree outside,
¿Qué más dijo?
¿Qué más dijo?
Ele disse que se eu der um ovo de Milhafre-preto
no topo da árvore lá fora para ele,