Momo and Nana suggest composing the student council's responses to requests for romantic advice found in suggestion boxes as short stories in the "Love Lab Correspondence" of the underground paper.
I'd never fall in love with her!
¡Nunca me enamoraría de ella!
¡Nunca me enamoraría de ella!
Je suis pas amoureux 
d’une fille comme ça.
Eu nunca me apaixonaria por ela!