Gin is trying to hand out New Year Envelopes but the lack of children characters make it hard.  To make matters worse, everyone seems to have their mind wrapped around long cylindrical objects and small spherical objects.
If you're looking for a kid to give a 
New Year's envelope, there's one right here.
Si los indicados son niños comunes y 
corrientes yo tengo derecho a recibirlo.
Se quiser uma criança para dar 
um envelope, tem uma bem aqui.