I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
It is a sacred cage where constant 
battles between species
إنه قفص مقدّس تجري فيه قتالات 
ما بين الفصائل
Ein heiliger Käfig, in dem ständige
Kämpfe zwischen den Spezies
Es una jaula sagrada con batallas
constantes entre especies
Es una jaula sagrada con batallas
constantes entre especies
Ici, les combats entre espèces
éclatent sans crier gare.
È un recinto sacro in cui costanti scontri tra specie
É uma "jaula" sagrada onde
constantes conflitos inter-raciais
Это священная клетка,
где сосуществование зверей