In this final week, join the patrons one last time as Akemi reaches new heights of ridiculousness involving inappropriate words. So pick up a glass and enjoy the run-down snack bar as you de-stress, engage, and sing along! 
First one is "Do not make dirty jokes."
.القاعدة الأولى هي: العبارات الساخرة البذيئة ممنوعة
Nummer eins:
Unanständige Witze sind verboten.
D’abord,
les gros mots sont interdits.
Prima regola, le sconcerie sono vietate.
A primeira é "não faça piadas obscenas".
Правило первое: никаких пошлостей.