Hey, there! I’m Shougo, from the band CRUSHERZ. Pleased to meet you--WISH! These past few days, my little brother Izumi (who’s the most adorable thing in the universe) has been pretty down due to a certain incident. The instigator of this incident was Ichijou Ryouma.
You're kidding! What is this?!
Du machst Witze! Was ist das?!
¡Me están tomando el 
pelo! ¡¿Qué es esto?!
No puede ser... ¿Qué es esto?
C’est quoi, ça ?
Só pode ser piada! Que porcaria é essa?