At the end of the warring states period, Oda Nobunaga is about to be killed by her retainer, Akechi Mitsuhide.  But as she falls to her death, she is somehow transported to the skies above modern day Japan.  As she falls to the ground at high speed, she faceplants a boy named Oota in the crotch!?
Well, I'm sure you're hard up, too.
Bueno, imagino que también 
estás escaso de alimento pero,
Bueno, imagino que también 
andarás escaso de alimento pero,
Bom, tenho certeza de que a vida é difícil para você também.