While scouring the seas for the legendary Kraken, the TV Nanana boat has run into engine trouble! And to make matters worse, the cell phones that their workplace provided have been replaced with a more analog, and feathery, solution.
Due to the business difficulty 
that TV Nanana is experiencing,
Da unser Fernsehsender TV Nanana
wirtschaftliche Schwierigkeiten hat,
Dado el mal momento financiero
por el que pasa TV Nanana,
Dado el mal momento financiero
por el que pasa TV Nanana,
Poiché TV Nanana
sta attraversando delle difficoltà finanziarie,
Devido às dificuldades da TV Nanana,
В связи с трудностями телеканала
«Нанана», теперь мы будем