If having two people makes the work go twice as fast, having fifty three people will make it go fifty three times as fast! Wooser splits himself into 53 Woosers and forms an idol group, Wooser53.  With Miss Monochrome's help, they go big.
It's everybody's idol, Wooser News!
إنَّها محبوبة الجميع، أخبار أوسَر
Ich bin jedermanns Idol, Wooser News!
¡Es el ídolo de todos, Noticias Wooser!
¡El programa favorito de 
todos, Noticias Wooser!
C’est moi,
votre présentatrice préférée !
E ora idol per tutti, Notizie Wooser!
É a idol de todos, a Wooser das Notícias!