Gorillas, Ninjas, Princess, it is all out war when it comes to sharing a crab.  Will Gintoki the Viper become a Crabqueror or will be stopped by the legendary sword, Crabclaw? 
Who said anything about equal footing?!
¡¿Quien dijo que estamos en igualdad?!
Quem que falou em pé de igualdade?