The group has never been in more danger than now.  The princess has entered her hyperactivity period and no 

person, city, or country is safe if she reaches her danger zone. 
Go into a wad of tissue 
and stop existing!
¡Vete a un rollo de papel y deja de existir!
¡Restriégate con un rollo de papel higiénico como la mierda que eres y desaparece!
Vire um pedaço de tecido e deixe de existir!