Gintoki tries to sell a broken VHS deck at a recycle shop, and he's lucky enough to be able to trade it for a modern Blu-ray player.  However, there's a disc stuck inside...and it's a cursed Blu-ray.  Gintoki gets scared and tries to return the player, but he accidentally pushes the disc into the machine.  The TV screen is covered in static, and then a woman appears!
but my corpse can serve as a 
launchpad to send you high up.
pero mi cuerpo puede servirles de almuerzo para enviarlos muy alto.
mas meu corpo pode ser um foguete 
que os leve a outro patamar.