Wooser loves his uniforms, and he loves his uniform doujinshi.  He loves them so much that he'll brave the sweltering heat, freezing cold, and massive crowds to get them.  But there is one final test he must past... the mysterious masked swordsman!
or looking at your cellphone in 
bed and dropping it on your face,
،أو النظر إلى هاتفك الخلوي في السرير
وإسقاطه على وجهك
oder im Bett auf’s Handy zu schauen
und es auf den Bildschirm fallen zu lassen.
dejas caer el celular sobre tu 
rostro mientras lo ves recostado,
faire tomber son portable
en s’endormant,
o guardare il telefonino a letto
 e farselo cadere in faccia,