The lord of a poor province is sad to see how weak his sumo wrestlers are for this year's tournament, but they all defeat even the strongest wrestlers. A fava bean, a piece of straw, and a piece of charcoal all bounce out of an old woman's kitchen and decide to visit Ise. There are two men who live on the east and west side of town, and each night they come to a bar to drink.  They always drink the same drink, and insult each other.
Once upon a time, there were 
sumo matches being held in Edo.
Había una vez, 
un campeonato de sumo en la ciudad de Edo.
Hace mucho, mucho tiempo, se celebraba 
un torneo de sumo en la ciudad de Edo.
Era uma vez lutas de sumô 
que aconteciam em Edo.