Today is a disaster drill. Seki-kun would at least be serious at a time like this... or so Yokoi-san thought before her expectations were shattered. What is that? A r-robot?!
Everyone, please get under your desks.
Bitte begebt euch sofort unter eure Tische.
Veuillez vous mettre à l’abri 
sous vos tables.
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