Date Masamune is suspected of leading a rebellion and has been summoned to answer for his crimes.  Last time he succeeded in getting away by showing up in burial clothes to indicate his willingness to die for his liege. This time he's got even better idea: he'll crucify himself upon a cross of gold!
The cross of gold gag works
ستفلح نكتة الصليب الذهبيّ لأننا قمنا
.بنكتة ملابس الدفن في المرّة السابقة
Da die Bestattung Bombe war,
Si fingió su muerte,
deje que lo crucifiquen.
Si fingió su muerte,
deje que lo crucifiquen.
A cruz é uma boa ideia agora, 
porque fingimos o funeral da outra vez.