Working as a diplomat has always been hard, but the further back in history you travel, the tougher it is to even travel internationally.  In spite having served during the 8th Century, Abe no Nakamaro managed to successfully manage hist post in Tang China.
That way I seem like a total 
nice guy, and then I say...
Parezco todo un
buen chico y ahora puedo decir:
Desse jeito mostrei que
sou um cara legal e...