After pulling the plug on the space reality TV show "Can I Destroy the Earth? 2," the Defense Club and the Conquest Club return to their peaceful high school lives. Time has passed since that fearsome battle, and it's now autumn. The five Defense Club members have stopped serving as the Battle Lovers, and are enjoying a soak in the Kurotama Bath like always, when the Conquest Club broaches a subject that will change a great deal about events to come...
They're as pathetic as turtles 
turned over onto their backs.
Eine Niederlage wie die einer
umgeworfenen Schildkröte.
Son tan patéticos como tortugas de cabeza.
Son tan patéticos como tortugas vueltas del revés.
C’est aussi disgracieux
qu’une tortue sur le dos.
Sono patetici come tartarughe a pancia all'aria.
Eles são tão patéticos  
como tartarugas de costas.