Yamakawa phones his buddy Ooshima so he can watch him on a live webcam feed.
Yamaken, what the heck 
are you doing, anyway?
Yamaken, was in aller Welt
treibst du eigentlich?
Yamaken, ¿qué rayos estás haciendo?
Yamaken, ¿qué leches estás haciendo?
Qu’est-ce que tu glandes, Yamaken ?
Per l'appunto, Yamaken,
ma tu che stai combinando?
Yamaken, o que está fazendo?