When Hanako sees Olivia wandering around the classroom with her face glued to her smartphone, she assumes she’s playing that popular monster-collecting game, but it turns out that she’s playing an unfamiliar game called Bactéri GO. Olivia explains that the objective of the game is to collect the many kinds of bacteria that populate the area, and that it was developed in her parents’ country. She describes the game in detail to Hanako, but…
What do I need to have done to my head 
to want to squat over my writing mat?
ماذا أصابَ عقلي حتّى أقرفص فوق
بِساط الكتابة الخاص بي؟
Wieso sollte ich auf meine
Unterlage einen abseilen?!
¡¿Por qué le haría caca encima?!
¿Por qué iba a cagarle encima?
D’où tu crois
que je me suis lâchée sur ma carte ?
Che problema mentale dovrei avere
per accucciarmi su un tappetino per scrivere?!
O que tenho que ter de errado
na cabeça pra querer cagar nisso?
Что у меня должно быть с головой,
чтобы присесть над ней?!