After his untimely death, our unlikely hero finds himself in another world, reincarnated as a vending machine. Now his life revolves around selling things to people, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no sign of any customers.
Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy 
from vending machines when I was alive!
يبدو أنّي أمتلك كلّ شيء قد اشتريه
!من آلات البيع عندما كنتُ حيّاً
Oh! Hier ist alles, was ich früher
mal an einem Automaten gekauft habe.
ओह! यहाँ सब कुछ है जो मेरे ज़िंदा होने पर
मैं वेंडिंग मशीनों से खरीदता था!
Parece que eu tenho tudo que comprava
das máquinas quando eu era vivo!
О! Похоже, я могу продавать всё, что
покупал в автоматах в прошлой жизни.