Ugh, first date! Stop, Sensei's down to zero health! Sensei-chan accidentally (seriously, accidentally) asks Umio out on a date, and she has no idea what to wear.
I guess it comes down to boobs!
Ich schätze, es läuft 
auf Brüste hinaus!
¡En efecto, todo se reduce a los senos!
¡En efecto, todo se reduce a la delantera!
J’y peux rien, ça reste…
No final das contas, o 
que importa são os peitos!