Yesterday, tomorrow, and likely for the rest of time, Wooser just sits and consumes instead of working.  Darth Wooser almost calls him a NEET, but is stopped by the self-destruct circuits that will destroy him if he insults his master.  To make things worse, Wooser actively tries to get him to self-destruct.  What will be the fate of Darth Wooser?
I'll serve you forever in his stead.
سأخدمُك للأبد بدلاً منه
An seiner statt werde
ich Ihnen stets dienen.
Yo lo reemplazaré para cuidar 
de usted para siempre.
Yo lo reemplazaré para cuidar 
de usted para siempre.
Je resterai toujours à vos côtés,
Ci sarò io a servirla, al suo posto. Per sempre.
Eu te servirei para sempre no lugar dele.