You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
Then I, too, shall live a 
life of austerity and
إذاً أنا أيضاً سأعيشُ حياةَ زهد
Dann werde auch ich ein Leben der
Enthaltsamkeit und des Verzichtes leben,
Entonces, yo practicaré un severo ascetismo 
tras pasar todo el día en cama.
Entonces, yo practicaré un severo ascetismo 
tras pasar todo el día en cama.
Dans ce cas, je ferai preuve
d’un renoncement héroïque
Quindi io vivrò la mia vita
Já que é assim,