When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
Behold, the ultimate tailed beast!
¡Contemple la bestia de cola suprema!
¡Contemple a la bestia 
de cola más poderosa!
Observe a mais poderosa besta de caudas!