Date Masamune is suspected of leading a rebellion and has been summoned to answer for his crimes.  Last time he succeeded in getting away by showing up in burial clothes to indicate his willingness to die for his liege. This time he's got even better idea: he'll crucify himself upon a cross of gold!
You don't get how humor works at all.
.لا تفهم الفُكاهة مطلقًا يا ماساموني
Flachwitze und so Zeug verträgt
Masamune nämlich nicht so.
No entiende lo que es la comedia.
No entiende lo que es la comedia.
Vous ne comprenez pas
la puissance de l’humour.
Masamune-san, non conosce proprio
il formidabile potere dell'umorismo!
Você não sabe contar uma piada.