A man marries a cow.  Gold coins are found and lost. A priest becomes friends with angry ocelots at a temple.
Once upon a time, there lived
a lazy, mean, no-good man.
Hace mucho, mucho tiempo, 
en un pueblo había un hombre fracasado,
Hace mucho, mucho tiempo, 
en un pueblo había un hombre fracasado,
Era uma vez, um homem preguiçoso,
 malvado e que não tinha mais jeito.