Frustrated by having his romantic encounters ruined by allergies, a model contacts Monthly Moso Science to investigate why hordes of cats congregate outside his apartment every night.
Why would they even show 
up around here, anyway?
لمَ قد تجتمع هنا بالأصل؟
Wieso sollten die Katzen
überhaupt hierherkommen?
¿Por qué iban a querer
aparecer por aquí?
¿Por qué iban a querer
aparecer por aquí?
Pourquoi les chats se rassemblent ici,
d’abord ?
Comunque, perché dovrebbero radunarsi qui?
Por que eles apareceriam aqui?
Почему они вообще собираются именно здесь?