Denki-gai has a ton of weird events. The Umanohone staff are pumped to win the cash prize at the most infamous event, the Late-Summer Greetings Festival. Hurry up, who are you nyan-nyan-ing with, you bitches! You have no one to nyan-nyan with? Shut up, you have your 2D wives! The swimsuit episode comes early! Let's go get that prize money!
My love for my wife will never falter!
Meine Liebe für meine Frau 
wird nie versagen!
¡El amor por mi esposa nunca flaqueará!
¡El amor por mi waifu nunca flaqueará!
Mon amour pour Onomi
ne vacillera pas !
Meu amor pela minha noiva 
nunca vai se abalar!