The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
They're fixing things so fast, it makes all 
our troubles up to now seem like a joke!
وهم يصلحون الأمر بسرعة
 تسخر من المعاناة التي مررنا بها إلى الآن
¡Solucionan todo tan rápido que 
nuestros problemas parecen un chiste!
Estão resolvendo tudo tão depressa que
 todos os problemas até agora parecem piada!