It's student council election season! Many students are running for president, which is rumored to be a position that grants godlike powers for some reason.
Because I like flat chests!
!لأنني أحب الصدر المسطح
Flach ist nämlich das einzig Wahre!
¡Porque me encantan los pechos pequeños!
¡Teta que la mano no cubre,
no es teta, sino ubre!
Je suis un fervent supporter
des petites poitrines !
Perché io... amo il seno piccolo!
Pois sou apoiador
de peitos pequenos!
Ещё бы!.. Ведь я как раз по досочкам!