When Lee notices the middle character on Gaara's forehead has changed from “Love” to “Romance,” he's convinced the Kazekage's got a crush on someone and sets out to learn their identity.  Lee gets a booby-trapped watch from Orochimaru that will explode if he stops training.  Or if Neji cross-dresses.  Or Tenten overreacts.  How will Lee survive?!
N-No, it doesn't bother me.
N-No, no me molesta.
Para nada, eso no me importa.
N-Não, não me incomoda.