You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
If you keep sleeping your 
futon will get moldy!
سيتّسِخُ فِراشك إن ظللتَ نائماً
Wenn du nicht aufstehst,
schimmelt dein Futon noch an!
Si sigues dormido, la 
cama se cubrirá de moho.
Si sigues durmiendo, la 
cama se cubrirá de moho.
Se continui a dormire 
il tuo futon farà la muffa!
Se ficar dormindo tanto,
 as cobertas vão mofar!