Today is a disaster drill. Seki-kun would at least be serious at a time like this... or so Yokoi-san thought before her expectations were shattered. What is that? A r-robot?!
And so, today's disaster drill...
Die heutige Katastrophenübung...
Eh, por tanto, las prácticas 
de evacuación de hoy...
Por lo tanto, el simulacro
de evacuación de hoy...
Quindi, la prova di oggi...
E então, o exercício para desastres de hoje...