Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
Impossible! After all 
the time he spent?!
¡Imposible! ¡¿Después de todo el tiempo que gasto?!
Não pode ser! Depois de 
todo o tempo que ele jogou?