A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
You will spend the rest of your 
life in bed, a victim of my curse!
Pasarás toda la vida en cama 
bajo la influencia de mi hechizo.
Pasarás toda la vida en cama 
bajo la influencia de mi hechizo.
Você passará o resto da vida na cama,
vitimado pela minha maldição.