Yuuto's been sent to another world, where he is now commander, or "Patriarch" of a clan of warriors.  To survive in this new world, he uses his cell phone, his only connection to the girl he loves back home.
If only he'd learn to enjoy his women,
Würde er doch nur lernen,
seine Frauen zu genießen.
Si lo hiciera con una mujer,
Si lo hiciera con una mujer,
Ça lui occuperait l’esprit,
Se solo imparasse a divertirsi
 con le sue donne,
Se ele aprendesse como
agradar uma mulher...
Если бы он научился наслаждаться
 своими женщинами,