You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
Ancient wisdom says that there 
is nothing so relaxing as sleep.
تقولُ الحكمةُ القديمةُ بأن لا شيء مُريح كالنوم
Dass es nichts Entspannenderes als Schlaf gibt,
wussten schon unsere Vorfahren.
En este mundo no existe algo que 
dé más felicidad que dormir.
En este mundo no existe 
nada más feliz que dormir.
Il n’y a rien de mieux au monde
que de dormir.
Al mondo non c'è niente di più
rilassante del sonno.
Não há nada no mundo mais fácil que dormir.