Kyokutei Bakin spent 28 years telling the epic tale of Nanso Satomi Hakkenden, which numbered a total of 106 volumes upon completion. But if you're in a rush to get the broad strokes, here's a summary for you that'll take less than ten minutes!
And we will now summarize the 
whole thing in nine minutes!
¡Y la resumiremos toda
en solo nueve minutos!
Especialmente para esta ocasião,
vamos resumir em nove minutos!