The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
But I still don't understand 
it at all. What should I do?
لكني ما زلت لا أفهم على الإطلاق. ما العمل؟
Aber ich hab keinen Plan,
was ich kaufen soll.
Pero no entiendo nada. ¿Qué hago?
Aunque no sé cómo va esto. ¿Qué hago?
Ma non ci capisco nulla. Cosa dovrei fare?
Mas ainda não entendo nada disso.
O que devo fazer?
Правда... я тут ничего
не понимаю. Что надо делать?