Elegant music plays in the background as the Binan High student council convenes. The council members: president Kusatsu Kinshiro, Arima Ibushi, and Gero Akoya wish to purge the world of fools by way of the Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project.
Well, if my cute li'l Wombat 
asks it of me, I'll take it on!
Wenn meine süße Beutelmaus darum bittet,
dann werde ich es tragen!
¡Bueno, si mi lindo 
Wómbat lo pide, lo haré!
¡Bueno, si mi querido 
wómbat me lo pide, lo haré!
Si c’est un adorable wombat
qui le demande,
Beh, se il mio carinissimo 
Vombato me lo chiede, lo farò!
Bom, se meu Vombate fofo pede isso, eu vou fazer!