Kagami Kazuya is an ordinary school boy who has one slightly odd habit: he carries around the obi of a kimono that belonged to his late mother. This wouldn't be a big deal, until the obi reveals itself to be a tsukumogami--an object that, after a great length of time, has attained consciousness! With a ghost in the silk now demanding his servitude, more supernatural trouble doesn't seem far behind.
Ducking all the damn time! Why don't 
you go home and be a family man?!
تتفادى الهجمات طوال الوقت! لِمَ لا تعود
!إلى المنزل وتكوّن عائلة؟
Duckst dich immer nur!
Geh doch zurück unter die Fuchtel!
¡Deja de agacharte! ¡Vuelve a tu país!
¡Deja de agacharte! ¡Vuelve a tu país!
T’arrête pas de t’accroupir,
rentre chez toi !
Se ti devi scansare tutte le cacchio di volte,
torna a casa, a fare il buon padre di famiglia!
Você só fica se abaixando! Por que não 
 vai pra casa ser pai de família logo?!
В моё время «Квейк» был сложной игрой!
А это вообще непроходимо!