There's no man on Earth who doesn't like panties! (Wise saying) - Of course Umio loves panties, too! (Let's make it clear.) Sensei tells him bashfully "Do you want to see them?" 
You walking book of unwholesomeness!
Du wandelndes Buch der Schädlichkeit!
¡Eres la indecencia en carne!
¡Eres la indecencia en persona!
Tu es un livre cochon
sur pattes !
Você é um manual de depravação ambulante!