A man marries a cow.  Gold coins are found and lost. A priest becomes friends with angry ocelots at a temple.
Now, please kick and punch 
me as many times as you like.
Puedes golpearme y patearme 
hasta que te satisfagas.
Puedes golpearme y patearme 
hasta quedarte tranquilo.
Agora, pode me chutar e socar o quanto quiser.