In this final week, join the patrons one last time as Akemi reaches new heights of ridiculousness involving inappropriate words. So pick up a glass and enjoy the run-down snack bar as you de-stress, engage, and sing along! 
If I didn't work out, I'd be crying...
...لو لم أتمرّن، لأجهشتُ بالبكاء
Hätte ich mich nicht gestählt,
würde ich jetzt weinen.
Si no hubiera entrenado,
me pondría a llorar…
De no haber entrenado,
me pondría a llorar…
J’en pleurerais,
si j’étais pas musclé.
Se non mi fossi allenato, ora avrei pianto.
Se eu não tivesse malhando,
já teria chorado.
Если бы не качался, 
я бы сейчас заплакал...