This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...
I'm terribly sorry for making you 
recall such a traumatic experience.
أعتذر على جعلك تمرّ بتجربة صادمة كهذه
Es tut mir leid, dass ich solch
schmerzliche Erinnerungen wecken musste.
Le pido disculpas por tener que forzarlo
a recordar tan traumática experiencia.
Le pido disculpas por tener que forzarlo
a recordar tan traumática experiencia.
Navrée de devoir vous faire remémorer
cet événement douloureux.
Sono spiacente di averle richiamato
 alla memoria eventi dolorosi.
Sinto muito por fazer se lembrar
de uma experiência tão traumática.
Позвольте извиниться за то, что вынудила
вспомнить столь тяжёлое событие…