To fund his elegant lifestyle of never leaving the house, Wooser decides to enter a one million yen movie contest.  But he knows nothing about making movies, and has nothing but crazy ideas.  Just when the project is about to fall apart, a certain famous movie actress agrees to help.
All that, and I only won 
the award for best effort.
كلّ هذا ولم أربح إلّا جائزة أفضل مجهود
Und ich nur den Preis
für beste Bemühung.
Mais juste une mention spéciale
pour mes efforts.
Esatto, un premio per l'impegno.