A priest gains the power to control farts, a mother in law true colors are show, and brothers want to cook with a star.
If you'd told me, I would have gone.
Si me hubiera dicho, hubiese 
ido en vez de usted.
Hubiera ido en su lugar 
si me lo hubiese dicho.
Se tivesse me dito, 
eu teria ido no seu lugar.