Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! I’m so stupid!! How could I, the great Ichijou Ryouma, not realize this?! Overnight, the entire country is abuzz with talk about the exciting new star IZUMI. It took all of that for me, the great Ichijou Ryouma, to finally realize that Izumi’s debut means the whole world will now learn of his adorableness!
I think this is already a good deal of 
progress for a virgin otaku like you.
Es ist schon ein guter Fortschritt
für einen jungfräulichen Otaku wie dich.
Esto ya es progreso suficiente 
para un otaku virgen como tú.
Pour un otaku puceau comme toi,
Já acho um bom progresso para
um otaku virgem como você.