A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
He slept all day but there was no good news,
Ambos seguían vagos, pero 
no les llegaba la felicidad.
Los dos seguían siendo vagos, 
pero no les llegaba la felicidad.
Ele passava o dia dormindo, 
mas sem boas notícias.