This farce concerns the location of the rumored werewolf village, and a certain detective's efforts to find it. In the course of this endeavor, the identify of the werewolf preying upon the human village also seems to be revealed...
Oh, you needn't worry. 
I have no way of moving.
لا تقلقي، لا سبيل لي للحركة
Kein Problem.
Ich kann mich ohnehin nicht bewegen.
Non si preoccupi.
Non potrei muovermi neanche volendo.
Não se preocupe,
nem tenho como me mexer.
Не переживай,
двинуться я никак не могу.