When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
There is a man who can cleave 
fate in two with his fist!
¡Existe un hombre que puede partir 
al destino en dos con su puño!
¡Un hombre que puede partir 
el destino en dos con su puño!
Há um homem que pode partir o 
destino em dois com seu punho!