I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
Is it true that there's coffee
 made from cat poop?
أصحيح أنّ هنالك قهوة مصنوعة من براز القطط؟
Stimmt es, dass es Kaffee gibt,
der aus Katzenkot gewonnen wird?
¿Es cierto que hay
café hecho de heces de gato?
¿Es cierto que hay café
de cacas de gato?
C’est vrai qu’il y a
du café de crottes de chat ?
È vero che esiste un tipo di caffè
ottenuto dagli escrementi di gatto?
É verdade que existe um café
feito de cocô de gato?
А правда, что из кошачьих
 какашек готовят кофе?