You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
I shall be your opponent!
سأكونُ خصمك
Ich werde es mit dir aufnehmen!
¡Yo lo enfrentaré!
¡Yo me enfrentaré a él!
Laisse-moi me charger de lui.
Sarò il tuo avversario!
Deixem comigo.