A long time ago in the faraway land of ancient Greece, Demetrius pines after the lovely Apollonia. According to her father the mayor, she won't give him the time of day until he learns to use his agility and athleticism to earn honor and glory, but all Demetrius wants to do is paint pottery.
You're not Demetrius, you're Demitri-useless!
!لست ديميتريوس، بل أنت فاشل-تريوس
Statt Demetrios solltest du eher
Schwachmatrius heißen!
¡No eres Demetrio, eres Demetrinutil!
¡No eres Demetrio, eres Demetrinutil!
Tu n’es pas Démétrios,
mais Débilios !
Você não é Demétrio,
é um demente imprestável!
Ты не Деметриос, а Дерьметриос!