Yesterday, tomorrow, and likely for the rest of time, Wooser just sits and consumes instead of working.  Darth Wooser almost calls him a NEET, but is stopped by the self-destruct circuits that will destroy him if he insults his master.  To make things worse, Wooser actively tries to get him to self-destruct.  What will be the fate of Darth Wooser?
I carried out my creator's wishes!
حقّقتُ أُمنيات صانِعي
Ich habe dem Wunsch
meines Schöpfers folge geleistet!
¡Solo hice lo que tú querías que hiciera!
¡Solo hice lo que tú querías que hiciera!
J’ai réalisé ton vœu, non ?
Io ho eseguito gli ordini del mio creatore!
Não fiz o que o meu criador queria?