Wooser loves his uniforms, and he loves his uniform doujinshi.  He loves them so much that he'll brave the sweltering heat, freezing cold, and massive crowds to get them.  But there is one final test he must past... the mysterious masked swordsman!
Behold! The people look like garbage!
انظروا، يبدو شكل النّاس كالقمامة
Schaut! Die Leute sehen aus wie Müll!
¡La gente se apila como basura!
Regarde !
Guarda! La gente assomiglia a spazzatura!
Vejam, é uma montanha de gente lixosa!