Yuuto's been sent to another world, where he is now commander, or "Patriarch" of a clan of warriors.  To survive in this new world, he uses his cell phone, his only connection to the girl he loves back home.
I-I'm more hungry than horny right now!
I-Ich möchte jetzt lieber mein Frühstück
statt Frauen vernaschen!
Ahora me interesa más
la comida que el sexo.
Ahora me interesa más
la comida que el sexo.
Je préfère assouvir ma faim
avant mes désirs !
S-Sono più affamato che eccitato
 in questo momento!
E-Estou mais interessado em
comida do que sexo agora!
Я больше голоден, чем возбуждён!