The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
I mean, that idea is as dark 
as black sugar dorayaki.
.أعني، هذه الفكرة بمثل ظلام دوراياكي السكر الأسود
Eure Gedanken sind wirklich finster wie Dorayaki aus braunem Zucker!
Son más oscuras
que el dorayaki de azúcar morena.
Sois más oscuras
que el dorayaki de azúcar moreno.
Tu as les idées aussi noires
que la garniture de nos dorayaki.
È un'idea cupa come il colore
 dei dorayaki allo zucchero integrale.
Quero dizer, essa ideia é tão sombria
quanto dorayaki com açúcar preto.
Затея такая же мрачная,
как чёрный сахар дораяки.