Crabs seek revenge upon a monkey for wounding their mother, and are aided by a mortar and cow poop.  A divine oracle leads a man to riches.  A man's head becomes the scene of strange happenings.
I'd like to talk to you.
Me gustaría hablar con usted en calma, 
¿podría invitarle un té?
Me gustaría que habláramos 
tranquilamente. ¿Te apetece un té?
Eu gostaria de conversar com você.