Hey, there! I’m Shougo, from the band CRUSHERZ. Pleased to meet you--WISH! These past few days, my little brother Izumi (who’s the most adorable thing in the universe) has been pretty down due to a certain incident. The instigator of this incident was Ichijou Ryouma.
It'd be one thing if Ichijou Ryouma 
had attacked Izumi in drag,
Es wäre eine Sache, wenn Ichijou Ryouma 
Izumi in dem Frauenfummel angegriffen hätte,
Una cosa hubiese sido que Ryouma Ichijou 
atacara a Izumi vestido como chica,
Una cosa hubiese sido que Ryouma Ichijou 
atacara a Izumi vestido como chica,
Tout de même…
Se o Ryoma Ichijo tivesse atacado
o Ichijo transvestido seria uma coisa,