pkpk was crying last night and now her eyes are swelled up.  Tears are strange; you cry when you're happy and when you're sad.  This discussion of tears reveals a terrifying plot!
Huh? Who disguises wasabi in the 
refrigerator in such a way
¿Eh? ¿Quién disfraza wasabi en el refrigerador de forma
¿Pero cómo es posible que el wasabi
Quem deixa wasabi na
 geladeira de um jeito