I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
If you can't cook something 
at least a little bit tasty,
،إن لم تتمكّني من طبخ شيءٍ لذيذ على الأقلّ
Wenn du nichts kochen kannst,
das nur ein wenig schmeckt,
¡Si no puedes cocinar
algo medianamente sabroso,
¡Si no puedes cocinar
algo medianamente rico,
Si tu ne peux pas cuisiner quelque chose
de potable, tu seras recalée !
Se non sei in grado di cucinare qualcosa
che abbia almeno un po' di sapore,
Se não conseguir preparar nada
que tenha gosto bom,
Если не сможешь приготовить
 хоть что-то съедобное,