The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
It sounds like you're trying to bottle 
and sell tap water. It's kind of scary.
،يبدو وكأنك تقومين بتجميع ماء الحنفية وبيعه
 .هذا أمر مخيف
Ist das nicht so, als würde man
Wasser zum Weinpreis verkaufen?
Yo acabaría comprando agua
a precio de oro.
Ça revient à acheter
de l’eau en bouteille.
È come imbottigliare l'acqua del rubinetto 
e rivenderla. Fai paura.
Parece que está tentando engarrafar
e vender água da torneira. É assustador.
Ты будто пытаешься
продавать воду из-под крана.