Gorillas, Ninjas, Princess, it is all out war when it comes to sharing a crab.  Will Gintoki the Viper become a Crabqueror or will be stopped by the legendary sword, Crabclaw? 
But if I lose my cool now, they'll win!
¡Pero si pierdo mi tranquilidad, ellos ganan!
Mas se eu perder minha 
compostura agora, eles vencem!