The professional wrestlers of the Raijin stable are racking up their wins, and so is Matsutaro for that matter. But as to the beginner-level wrestlers, their nerves are getting the best of them; none of them are winning.
It's not the rice biscuits that are 
pathetic. It's your personalities!
Nicht die Reiskekse sind lächerlich,
 sondern ihr Kerle.
¡Lo patético no es el 
arroz, es su carácter!
¡Lo patético no es el 
arroz, es vuestro carácter!
Patéticos são vocês, não os biscoitos.