"Am I a mooch?!" After watching an interview on TV, Wakasa realizes he may be a mooch. Wakasa asks Tatsumi to help him find work. He tries to write a resume, but with nothing to list but "20 years of experience as a merman," he abandons the idea. Tatsumi suggests entering prize contests. Wakasa enthusiastically begins writing, but...
Can Wakasa clear his doubts about being a mooch?!
I can read, but I apparently can't write!
أجيدُ القراءة‏،‏ لكنني لا أجيد الكتابة على ما يبدو‏!‏
Ich kann zwar lesen,
aber irgendwie nicht schreiben!
¡Puedo leer, pero no puedo escribir!
¡Sé leer, pero no escribir!
je peux lire les kanji,
mais pas les écrire.
Sei ler, mas parece 
que não sei escrever!