When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
No blood flows through a wig...
La sangre no fluye por una peluca...
La sangre no fluye por una peluca.
Sangue não flui por uma peruca...