After seeing my astonishing dance performance, which is a skill I developed through training in rhythm games, I was purchased by a ristae shop. However, while waiting for my turn to perform at the festival, I realized something. I am an ex-dirty, scrawny, four-eyed virgin who has never once received attention from large groups of people before. But it doesn't matter. Jess is wearing a maid outfit and is cheering me on. Dance for your Oshi, Pig!
All you had to do
was make it look like an accident!
كلّ ما كان عليك فعله
!هو جعل الأمر يبدو كحادثة
Hättest es ja wie einen Unfall
aussehen lassen können.
Avresti semplicemente dovuto
 farlo passare per un incidente.
Você poderia ter feito parecer um acidente.