Crabs seek revenge upon a monkey for wounding their mother, and are aided by a mortar and cow poop.  A divine oracle leads a man to riches.  A man's head becomes the scene of strange happenings.
But that's what Kannon-sama said...
Pero hay que respetar lo 
que dice Kannon-sama...
Pero, si me lo ha dicho 
Kannon-sama, tendré que hacerlo.
Mas foi isso que o deus Kannon disse...