A Fisherman’s is given a gift that turns about to be a curse,  monkeys worship a Buddha without getting their butts wet, and a merchant learns what is important in life.
When I told him I had twelve storehouses,
Aunque le dije a ese hombre 
que tenía 12 almacenes
A pesar de que le dije 
que tenía doce almacenes,
Quando eu disse para ele
 que tinha 12 armazéns,