Nyaa has a rather surprising crush that happens to be Osomatsu and literally everyone tries to stop her from making a terrible life choice.
I mean, quiet, earnest 
guys are just so boring.
.إنّ الرّجال الهادئين الكادحين مملّون
Diese stillen, ehrlichen Knaben
sind halt stinkelangweilig.
Los hombres serios y buenos
son aburridos.
Los hombres serios y buenos
son aburridos.
Les hommes sérieux et bien élevés
sont ennuyeux.
Insomma, i ragazzi seri e tranquilli sono una vera noia.
Quer dizer, homens sérios e
comportados são tão sem graça.