It is time for Yuri's first competition of the season, but Victor's the center of attention as his first competition as a coach. Already anxious, Yuri's nerves don't get a break when Minami Kenjiro, the skater who beat Yuri at last year's nationals, confronts him...
If I were Yakov, it'd be an instant lecture.
لو كنتُ ياكوف، لكان قد تلقّى توبيخاً الآن
Yakov hätte ihm dafür
den Arsch aufgerissen.
Si yo fuera Yakov,
lo regañaría de inmediato.
Si yo fuera Yakov,
lo regañaría de inmediato.
Yakov lui aurait fait un sermon,
mais je suis mal placé.
Yakov gli avrebbe già dato una lavata di capo,
Se eu fosse o Yakov, 
daria um sermão de cara.
Будь я Яковом, сразу бы отчитал.