Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
My ideal girlfriend will never lose 
to a grown-up's disgusting fantasy!
¡Mi novia ideal nunca perderá contra la desagradable fantasía de un adulto!
Minha namorada ideal não vai perder 
para as fantasias pervertidas de um adulto!