After his untimely death, our unlikely hero finds himself in another world, reincarnated as a vending machine. Now his life revolves around selling things to people, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no sign of any customers.
As if I even had any.
...كأنّي سأمتلكها
So welche hab ich nicht.
Pero no tengo de oro.
Pues de oro no tengo…
जैसे मेरे पास पत्थर का भी एक सिक्का हो।
Ma non le avrò mai...
Mas eu não tenho nenhuma de ouro...
У меня оно особо не водится…