Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
Uh, wouldn't the virgin god 
rank below the toilet god?
Uh, ¿No que el dios virgen está por debajo del dios del baño?
Ah, o deus dos virgens não fica 
aquém do deus do banheiro?