In this final week, join the patrons one last time as Akemi reaches new heights of ridiculousness involving inappropriate words. So pick up a glass and enjoy the run-down snack bar as you de-stress, engage, and sing along! 
I'm no match against the real deal, but...
...لا أضاهي الشخص الحقيقي، لكن
A wenn es nicht
an des Original herankummt.

No estoy a tu nivel, pero…
No estoy a tu nivel, pero…
Même si je ne rivalise pas
avec les Kyotoïtes.
Però non posso competere con la gente di Kyoto.
Eu não sou páreo para pessoas assim...
С настоящими киотосцами
мне не сравниться, но...