I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
I mean, there are no other 
humans at this school,
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Es gibt in der Schule
doch keine anderen Menschen.
No hay otros humanos en la escuela.
No hay más humanos en el instituto.
C’est le seul humain mâle
de l’école.
Visto che non ci sono altri umani in questa scuola,
Afinal, não há outros
humanos nesta escola.
Ну, других-то людей в школе нет,