One day, a gifted graduate student in Saitama University's science department, Himuro Ayame, confesses her feelings to Yukimura Shinya. However, as neither of them have any experience with romance, they are worried as to whether it truly is love or not. They decide to discover "the standard conditions of love" so that they can judge each other's feelings by them. Even as their underclassman in the lab, Kanade, throws up her hands in exasperation, Yukimura and Himuro attempt to quantitatively measure "thrilling palpitations of love" by taking their heart rates while performing actions such as "kabedon," "chin-lift," and "sleeve-roll," but...
I'm looking forward to seeing what 
unsightly presentation you come up with.
.أتحرّق شوقًا لرؤية أيّ عرضٍ بشع ستبتكره
Ich freue mich schon darauf, wie scheußlich
dein Vortrag letztlich werden wird.
Espero ver la triste
presentación que hagas.
Tengo ganas de ver
tu triste presentación.
J’ai hâte de voir
ta démonstration bancale.
Non vedo l'ora di vedere
che presentazione inguardabile elaborerai.
Estou ansiosa para ver a
apresentação deplorável que fará.
С нетерпением жду твоего 
невнятного доклада.