pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
and the winner is whoever 
jumps over the most old men.
y la ganadora será la que haya saltado más.
gana quien salte más.
Ganha quem conseguir pular
 sobre o maior número de tiozinhos.