A man wants to be a Sennin but fails, so he becomes a salesman instead.  Kobayashi Issa, the haiku poet, thinks of the sun, the moon, and his soba.
Once upon a time,
Hace mucho, mucho tiempo,
en un templo del Monte Yoshino,
Hace mucho, mucho tiempo,
en un templo del monte Yoshino,
Era uma vez,