pkpk was crying last night and now her eyes are swelled up.  Tears are strange; you cry when you're happy and when you're sad.  This discussion of tears reveals a terrifying plot!
I'll be a masked wrestler 
who is past their prime.
Una luchadora enmascarada que pasó de su mejor momento.
Una luchadora enmascarada que ha dejado atrás su momento de gloria.
Serei uma lutadora de luta livre
 mascarada que passou da sua época.