Sakaguchi goes to his first Comima convention and is ecstatic, but finds out something rather surprising.
There's no way a non-otaku 
with absolutely no hope could
Ein hoffnungsloser
Nicht-Otaku könnte niemals …
Si no fueras otaku,
Si no fueras otaku,
Un mec pas otaku
et sans dôjinshi dans le viseur
È impossibile che un non-otaku
privo di motivazioni
Humanos não otaku, 
sem nenhuma motivação,