Hey, there! I’m Shougo, from the band CRUSHERZ. Pleased to meet you--WISH! These past few days, my little brother Izumi (who’s the most adorable thing in the universe) has been pretty down due to a certain incident. The instigator of this incident was Ichijou Ryouma.
Your hosts today are the two of us, as usual!
Eure heutigen Gastgeber sind wie immer wir!
¡Sus anfitriones para esta noche 
seremos los dos, como de costumbre!
Y, como de costumbre, sus anfitriones 
de la noche seremos nosotros dos.
Et pour nous accompagner
ce soir…
Como sempre, seremos
os anfitriões da noite!