I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
Like hell I am! Who'd
go out with that dumb dog?
كلّا! من في عقله السليم قد يخرج مع كلبة غبيّة؟
Als ob! Wer würde mit so
einem dummen Hund ausgehen?!
¡Claro que no!
¿Quién querría a un perro tonto?
¡Claro que no!
¿Quién querría a un perro tonto?
Tu rigoles !
Sortir avec ce clébard ?
Ma neanche per sogno!
Chi mai uscirebbe con quello stupido cane?
Como pensa nisso?! Quem ia
querer um cachorro estúpido?
Да чёрта с два! С чего мне
 встречаться с этой псиной?