You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
That's not austerity at all.
هذا ليسَ تقشُّفاً على الإطلاق
Das wäre keine Enthaltsamkeit.
Eso no es un ascetismo.
Eso no es un ascetismo.
Je ne vois pas
à quoi tu renonces…
Questa non è austerità!
Isso não tem nada de abstinência.