Monthly Moso Science needs a big scoop to satisfy its new advertisers, and the secret may be lurking in the waters of the picturesque Loch Nuss.
It's not very Monthly Moso
Science, though, is it?
لكن لا يليق ذلك بمجلّة
موسو العلميّة الشهريّة، صحيح؟
Das passt aber nicht ins
Monthly Delusional Magazine.
Non è molto adatto
al Monthly Moso Science, non credi?
Se bem que não combina muito
com nossa revista, né?
Не похоже на тему 
для журнала «Может, наука».