Earth's superhero must fend off many threats — his perverted neighbor, invading aliens, and the boy making moves on his daughter.
I can't shit 'cause I 
haven't eaten breakfast.
لا يمكنني التغوّط لأني لم آكل الفطور
Ich kann nicht scheißen,
weil ich nichts gegessen habe.
No puedo cagar porque no desayuné.
No puedo cagar porque no desayuné.
Je peux pas chier 
car j’ai pas déjeuné.
Non riesco a farla perché
 ho saltato la colazione.
Eu não posso cagar porque
 não tomei café da manhã.