The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
Obviously, I'm not going to 
bet everything on crypto.
.لن أقوم برهن كل شيء على العملة المشفرة طبعا
Natürlich beschränke ich mich
nicht auf Kryptowährungen.
No dependo solo de las criptomonedas.
No dependo solo de las criptomonedas.
Je vais pas me reposer
seulement sur les cryptomonnaies.
Chiaramente non ho intenzione 
di puntare tutto sulle cripto.
Obviamente, não vou
apostar tudo em criptomoedas.
Само собой, я не поставлю
всё на одну только крипту.