A peasant hears about Japanese poetry and decides to try some for himself.  A monk whittles 100,000 statues of buddha.
By the way, how many Buddhas have you carved?
¿Cuántas esculturas
esculpió hasta ahora?
¿Cuántas esculturas
esculpió hasta ahora?
Falando nisso, quantos
 budas você esculpiu?