A lord picks mushrooms. A wife is embarrassed at her family's meager presents.  Two sculptors compete to see who is the best, but one cheats.
Let's see who's better: you or me.
Quiero competir contigo para
saber quién será el mejor.
Quiero competir contigo para 
decidir quién es el mejor.
Vamos descobrir 
quem é o melhor, você ou eu.