I'm Mazama Jin, a first-year at Secon Academy. It's been nothing but smooth sailing in the cooking club I started with my beloved Hitomi-chan, and all kinds of rumors have been going around about what we do there! Will this draw in some more new members? Right after I asked that, two unfamiliar students showed up for a surprising reason! An exciting incident is in store for me and Hitomi-chan! Or... that's what would've happened if those two students weren't a dumb lion and a dumb naked mole-rat.
If you want her back, give your harem to me!
!إن أردت استعادتها فلتعطني حريمك
Wenn du sie zurückhaben willst,
musst du mir dein Harem überlassen!
¡Si la quieres, entrégame tu harén!
Si la quieres, dame a tu harén.
Si tu veux que je te la rende,
file-moi ton harem.
Se la rivuoi, dammi il tuo harem!
Se quer ela de volta,
me dê seu harém!
Хочешь её вернуть —
 отдавай свой гарем!