The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
But I might not mind being the subject 
of rumors with a hottie like this.
لكن قد لا أمانع شائعات الارتباط بوسيم مثله
A mí no me importaría ser 
la pareja de de ese bombón.
Mas talvez eu não me importe 
de ficar com um bonitão desses.