A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
And so the Farting Old Woman tried 
as hard as she could not to fart.
A partir de ese día, la abuela 
se la pasó aguantándose
A partir de ese día, la abuela 
estuvo aguantándose
E então a Dona Peidorreira 
tentou ao máximo não peidar.