Momo and Nana suggest composing the student council's responses to requests for romantic advice found in suggestion boxes as short stories in the "Love Lab Correspondence" of the underground paper.
I'm not trying to be helpful 
because of a guilty conscience!
¡No trato de serle útil por 
mi sentimiento de culpa!
¡No trato de serle útil 
porque me sienta culpable!
Je ne fais pas ça pour me faire 
pardonner parce que je me sens coupable.
Não estou tentando ser útil por causa
 de minha consciência pesada!