When Uncle Akio turns on his TV, the news program "QTV News" is just beginning... and the newscasters are Ashibe-kun and Goma-chan?! All the news stories they read seem very trivial. The news program is followed by "Goma-chan Calisthenics" and "Goma-chan's Language Lesson"... in fact, it seems all the programs on QTV are rather strange. What kind of program will air next? Don't change that channel!
Darn that convenience 
store clerk, Machiko-san!
!تبّاً لموظّفة المتجر تلك، ماتشيكو-سان
Diese verdammte
Supermarktverkäuferin, Machiko-san!
Maldita sea la dependienta Machiko.
Maldita sea la dependienta Machiko.
Satanée Machiko de la supérette…
Accidenti a quella cassiera del conbini, Machiko-san!
Aquela maldita Machiko-san,
atendente da loja de conveniência!
Чёрт бы побрал эту продавщицу Матико!