The self-proclaimed genius apprentice artist takes the witness stand to testify about the "crazy" events he saw unfold.
You're the last person 
I want to hear that from.
.أنت آخر شخص أريد سماع ذلك منه
Das musst du gerade sagen …
Mira quién habla.
Mira quién habla.
Tu peux parler…
Senti chi parla!
Você é a última pessoa 
de quem quero ouvir isso.
Уж кто бы говорил.