The April fools jokes at Maison Du Wish are getting stranger by the moment, until one of the jokes become true.
I know you'll say that 
you won a hundred million yen—
Seguramente me vas a decir que te 
sacaste cien millones ¿cierto?
Pensabas decir que habías 
ganado cien millones, ¿eh?
Vai dizer que 
ganhou um milhão...!