You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
The future doesn't proceed 
in simply one direction.
المُستقبل لا يسير في جهةٍ واحدة ببساطة
Die Zukunft entwickelt sich
nicht nur in eine Richtung.
El futuro no siempre está hacia adelante.
El futuro no siempre está adelante.
L’avenir n’est pas
qu’une ligne droite.
Il futuro non procede 
 in un'unica direzione.
O futuro não segue somente em uma direção.