pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
What they're saying has 
taken on a life of its own.
Lo que dicen ha cobrado vida propia.
Lo que dicen ha cobrado vida propia.
Parece que os boatos 
ganharam vida própria.