pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
What?  Why would I do that?
¿Qué? ¿Por qué haría eso?
¿Qué? ¿Por qué?
O quê? Por que eu faria isso?