Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
Mom, that's not helping, okay?
Mamá, eso no ayuda, ¿no?
Mãe, isso não ajuda, sabe?