Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Don't use it for crazy things 
while you're unfamiliar with it!
لا تستخدمه للقيام بأعمال طائشة
!وأنت لا تزال غير معتاد عليه
¡No hagas tonterías
sin saber usarla bien!
¡No hagas tonterías
sin saber usarla bien!
Non azzardarti a sperimentare 
strani usi non previsti!
Não use pra essas doideiras,
enquanto ainda não estiver acostumado!
Не успел освоиться, а уже балуешься?!