This is the tale of an unknown hero.  Once day, Wooser leaves for deep space, risking his life to protect the things he loves. ... Probably the things he loves are money, meat, and girls.  Also uniforms.  But there are those who love him anyway: Rin, and Ren.  When the wish they made on a starry sky is heard, a miracle will occur in a distant galaxy!
I will protect this planet, 
with its money, its meat, and its girls!
سنحمي هذا الكوكب بما فيه من أموال ولحم وفتيات
Ich werde diesen Planeten beschützen!
Wegen dem Geld, dem Fleisch und den Mädels.
¡Protegeré este planeta, 
con su dinero, su carne y sus chicas!
¡Protegeré este planeta, 
con su dinero, su carne y sus chicas!
Je protégerai…
Proteggerò questo pianeta
 con i suoi soldi, la sua carne e le sue ragazze!