Upon finding out that their egos were switched by Gengai's Fully Automatic Egg-on-Rice Maker, Gintoki and Hijikata head out to find the cat's corpse that sucked in half of Gintoki's soul, only to find it transformed into something completely unexpected.
But as you are right now, 
you won't be of any help at all.
لكنّكم عاجزون عن تقديم هذا في حالتكم
Pero en su estado actual, 
no les servirán de nada.
Mas do jeito que estão, 
vocês não ajudarão em nada.