Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Everyone is so eager to impress with their chocolatey gifts that the prospect of heartbreak has some of them on edge over what should be a loving holiday.
He doesn't want to be gifted
 a crappy dessert!
!لا يريد أن يتلقى حلوى مخيفة كهدية
Als ob er sich über
eklige Schokolade freuen würde!
Tampoco le alegrará recibir algo
que sepa mal, ¿no?
No quiere que le regale
un pastel de mierda.
Qui aurait envie
de recevoir un dessert raté ?
वह नहीं चाहता है
उसे बेकार मिठाई गिफ्ट में दी जाए!
Non vedo come possa renderlo felice 
ricevere un dolce che fa schifo.
Ele não ficaria feliz em receber
algo de gosto ruim, não acha?
Ну не дарить же ему
заведомо невкусный шоколад?!