I'm Mazama Jin, a first-year at Secon Academy. It's been nothing but smooth sailing in the cooking club I started with my beloved Hitomi-chan, and all kinds of rumors have been going around about what we do there! Will this draw in some more new members? Right after I asked that, two unfamiliar students showed up for a surprising reason! An exciting incident is in store for me and Hitomi-chan! Or... that's what would've happened if those two students weren't a dumb lion and a dumb naked mole-rat.
"Welcome," my ass! You're the 
one who had me dragged—
—لا يهمّني ترحيبك! أنت الذي أتيت بي إلى هنا
Warum wurde ich gegen
meinen Willen hergeschleppt?!
¿Bienvenido? Me trajeron a rastras.
¿Bienvenido? Me trajeron a rastras.
Qu’est-ce que tu me veux ?
Mi hai fatto venire qui contro la mia volontà. Ma cosa—
"Bem-vindo"?! Eu fui
arrastado até aqui e...
Вы же меня силой 
притащили! Какое ещё...