The lackadaisical staff of the unusual Monthly Moso Science magazine have their routine shaken up when an unlucky research scientist shows up out of the blue asking for their assistance in uncovering the truth about a mysterious lost continent.
Besides, maybe all your bad luck is coming 
from that crazy crap you've got!
كما أنّ حظّك السيّئ قد يكون بسبب
!الشيء الجنونيّ الذي تحمله معك
Forse tutta la tua sfortuna
è dovuta a quella roba che ti porti dietro!
Além disso, talvez todo o
seu azar venha desse troço!
Все твои неудачи 
из-за этой проклятой штуки!