The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
Is this really going to bring me 
closer to Saeka and Hikari?
هل سيجعلني هذا أقرب إلى سايكا وهيكاري حقا؟
Kann ich sie auf diese Art
wirklich einholen?
¿De verdad me estoy acercando
a ser como ellas así?
¿De verdad me estoy acercando
a ser como ellas así?
Est-ce que c’est vraiment
la bonne chose à faire
È davvero il modo migliore 
per avvicinarmi a Saeka e Hikari...
Isso realmente vai me
aproximar da Saeka e da Hikari...?
Этот путь правда сблизит меня
с Саекой и Хикари?