A man marries a cow.  Gold coins are found and lost. A priest becomes friends with angry ocelots at a temple.
I know we're hard up for money 
but you didn't need to steal it!
Por más que tuviéramos 
problemas económicos,
Por muchos problemas 
económicos que tengamos,
Eu sei que estávamos sem dinheiro,
 mas não precisava roubar!