Ninja Zenzo Hattori runs through the city at night. His job requires him to be on time and fulfill his clients' requests perfectly. The job: pizza delivery. One night, as Zenzo is about to land, Gintoki crashes his scooter into Zenzo's backside. Ignoring the pain of his hemorrhoids, Zenzo grabs the pizza box to make his delivery. But instead of the pizza box, Zenzo accidentally grabs Gintoki's Jump. Zenzo's client, Okuni, takes the Jump and tells Zenzo that misfortune will befall his rear and that he should be careful.
You are a pitiful man who cannot live unless it's amidst death.
Eres un hombre patético que no puede 
vivir si no está cerca de la muerte.
Você é um pobre homem incapaz 
de viver senão à beira da morte.