Takeda Shingen wants a body double! He entertains wacky and zany candidates for the role.  Then at the end, it's revealed that that the Takeda Shingen doing the audition is actually a body double himself!
Wait, why are you starting 
before I told you to?
مهلًا، لمَ تبدأ قبل أن أخبرك؟
Hey, wer hat dir den
Startschuss gegeben?
Aguarda, no comiences sin permiso.
Aguarda, no empieces sin permiso.
Oh, qui t’as dit de commencer ?
Et jamais je parle comme ça.
Ehi ehi, come ti permetti
di iniziare quando vuoi?
Espere aí, por que está 
começando antes de eu te falar?