It is I, Amaya Kanaka of "Aiura"!
Amazingly, I start high school tomorrow! I'm a lovely fifteen year old!!
In the glorious first episode of the anime, I show off my secret technique and maybe give some elementary school kid a snack?!
Don't dance here. It's dangerous.
No bailes, es peligroso.
No te pongas a dar 
vueltas, que te la pegas.
Não dance aqui. 
É perigoso.