Elegant music plays in the background as the Binan High student council convenes. The council members: president Kusatsu Kinshiro, Arima Ibushi, and Gero Akoya wish to purge the world of fools by way of the Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project.
Then let us find us our fool at once.
Dann lasst uns jetzt gleich einen
solchen Menschen finden.
Entonces, encontremos nuestra 
herramienta cuanto antes.
Entonces, encontremos nuestra 
herramienta cuanto antes.
Nous allons sans tarder
trouver un imbécile.
Allora ci permetta di trovare 
immediatamente uno stupido.
Vamos encontrar nosso bonequinho logo.