pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
I don't think it's a cold, 
but I've been sneezing a lot lately.
No creo que sea eso, pero he
estornudado mucho últimamente.
Creo que no, pero últimamente estornudo un montón.
Não acho que seja gripe, mas ando
 espirrando muito ultimamente.