The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
Don't the thrills come from 
actually shaking hands, though?
ألا يكون الحماس في المصافحة الفعلية؟
Ist Händeschütteln nicht
persönlich viel sinnvoller?
¿Lo bueno de los fanmeetings
no es encontrarse en persona?
¿Lo bueno de los fanmeetings
no es encontrarse en persona?
Le principe d’un tête-à-tête,
c’est que ça se fait en vrai.
Ma si può essere veramente presenti se è online?
A emoção não vem de realmente
apertar as mãos das pessoas?
Так ведь весь кайф
в реальных рукопожатиях.