The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
...just how pathetic and useless 
the men of this world are.
كم هم بائسون وعديمو الجدوى رجال هذا العالم
cuán patéticos e inútiles 
son los hombres del mundo.
como os homens deste mundo
 tão imprestáveis e ridículos.