pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
but nobody would say bad things 
about a person like that.
pero nadie diría cosas malas de alguien así.
pero nadie diría cosas malas de alguien como tú.
mas ninguém falaria nada 
de ruim de uma pessoa assim.