Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
An indirect indirect kiss is 
basically pointless!
¡Un beso indirecto es prácticamente inútil!
Um beijo indireto é 
basicamente sem sentido!