These are the tales of a certain man who has just enrolled in a rural university... a certain college student, who has just moved into a new apartment... and  a certain office worker who is visiting his parent's house on the occasion of the anniversary of his mother's death...
That didn't happen! 
I would have remembered it!
!لم يحدث ذلك! وإلّا كنتُ لأذكُر
Das ist nicht geschehen,
ich habe da keine Erinnerung dran!
¡Imposible! ¡Lo recordaría!
¡Imposible! ¡Lo recordaría!
Impossible ! Je m’en rappellerais !
Impossível! Eu não lembro disso!