To fund his elegant lifestyle of never leaving the house, Wooser decides to enter a one million yen movie contest.  But he knows nothing about making movies, and has nothing but crazy ideas.  Just when the project is about to fall apart, a certain famous movie actress agrees to help.
If it were up to me
لو كان الأمرُ عائداً لي
Wenn’s nach mir ginge,
¡Si fuera por mí, pasaría 
todo el tiempo durmiendo
¡Si fuera por mí pasaría 
todo el tiempo durmiendo
Je préférerais manger et dormir
dans ma chambre climatisée !
Se fosse per me,
O que quero é ficar num quarto com ar condicionado,
e então comer e dormir, comer e dormir.