Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! I’m so stupid!! How could I, the great Ichijou Ryouma, not realize this?! Overnight, the entire country is abuzz with talk about the exciting new star IZUMI. It took all of that for me, the great Ichijou Ryouma, to finally realize that Izumi’s debut means the whole world will now learn of his adorableness!
Does it hurt when two guys 
have sex? Or does it not?!
Tut es weh wenn zwei Männer Sex haben?
Oder tut es das nicht?!
¡Cuando dos chicos tienen 
sexo, ¿duele o no duele?!
Quand on le fait entre garçons,
ça fait mal ou pas ?
Dói quando dois caras transam? Ou não dói?