No one has an idea of what Hermes does during his downtime. As it turns out, he's been screwing people.
Sorry it took a while, Hermes-san.
.آسفة يا هيرميس-سان، لقد تأخّرتُ عليك
Entschuldige,
dass es gedauert hat, Hermes-san.
Lamento la tardanza, Hermes-san.
Siento la tardanza, Hermes-san.
Désolée, Hermès, 
il se fait tard…
Scusi per il ritardo, Hermes-san.
Desculpe pela demora, Hermes-san.