This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...
But that doesn't seem fair, given 
how bumpy the ride was.
لكن ليس الثمن مُنصفاً بالنظر لوعورة الطريق
Nach der Schaukeltour kommt’s mir
doch etwas überteuert vor.
Pero no es justo,
con lo movido que estuvo el viaje.
Pero no es justo,
con lo movidito que ha sido el viaje.
Mais je me demande si ça les vaut,
après ce voyage tumultueux.
Ma non mi sembra molto giusto,
 visto come ci ha sballottato.
Isso não parece justo, considerando
o quão esburacada foi a viagem...
Как по мне, после такой тряски
нам ещё доплатить должны!