Miss Kobayashi's hips have seriously started hurting. She buys up a bunch of health products to try and improve it, but she hardly uses any of them... Even Tohru loses her patience and tries to get her to eat tail meat, but she sadly refuses. Tohru then begins her search for what Miss Kobayashi considers a "typical remedy."
She could cure her back if 
she just ate my tail, too!
بمقدورها أن تُعالج ظهرها إذا أكلت ذيلي أيضاً
Wenn sie nur meinen Schwanz essen würde,
wäre sie im Nu wieder fit …
¡Con lo fácil que sería
sanar su espalda comiéndose mi cola!
¡Con lo fácil que sería
curar su espalda comiéndose mi cola!
Alors qu’elle irait tout de suite mieux
en mangeant ma queue…
E dire che si rimetterebbe 
subito in sesto mangiando la mia coda.
Ela ficaria melhor num instante
se comesse o meu rabo...
А вот съела бы мой хвостик —
разом бы выздоровела!