Welcome home, dear viewer, as you're greeted by a new face tonight. Meet Misawa, Akemi's friend! How will she react when she meets Morita for the first time? Find out in tonight's episode of lies and manhood.
If I did all that and it ended up that I do have 
a small cock, we'd all have a good laugh.
لو فعلتُ كل ذلك ثم اكتشفنا في النهاية
.أنني أملك قضيبًا صغيرًا لكان ذلك مضحكًا جدًا
Wenn ich das alles mache und er klein ist,
wäre das urkomisch, oder?
Si lo tuviera pequeño
sería para reírse.
Si la tuviera pequeña nos echaríamos
unas buenas risas.
Ce serait drôle si après ce cirque,
j’avais un micropénis.
Se dopo tutta questa storia
ce l'avessi piccolo, ci faremmo un sacco di risate!
Se eu fizesse tudo isso e tivesse um pau pequeno,
todos nós daríamos boas risadas!
А если б оказалось, что у меня
маленький член, мы б посмеялись.