After his untimely death, our unlikely hero finds himself in another world, reincarnated as a vending machine. Now his life revolves around selling things to people, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no sign of any customers.
Oh, in my brain...
...في دماغي
Oh, in meinem Hirn …
Ach ne, hab ja kein Hirn.
¡En mi cerebro!
Ah, no, no tengo cerebro.
¡En mi cerebro!
Ah, no, no tengo cerebro.
Mon cerveau a…
Ah non, j’en ai pas.
ओह, मेरा दिमाग...
Oh, nel mio cervello... 
Aspetta, mi sa che non ne ho uno.
Ah, no meu cérebro...
Ах, мой мозг…