The ladies at the snack bar planned on interviewing two new hires—a girl named Kosame and a robber?! With trouble at hand, will they be able to handle this one? With passionate talks of princes on white horses, etc., it's another fun night at Snack Basue.
If I did, I wouldn't be doing this!
!لو كانت لديّ مهارات لما فعلتُ هذا
Wenn dem so wäre,
würde ich das hier nicht machen!
¡Si fuera así, no haría esto!
¡Si fuera así, no haría esto!
Si j’en avais, je serais pas là !
Se ce l'avessi non starei qui a fare 'sta roba!
Se eu tivesse, não estaria fazendo isso!
Если б были, 
стал бы я этим заниматься!