When people commonly speak of fetishes, they're referring to what's known in psychiatry as "fetishism." One example is the underwear fetish. At what point is this considered an illness?!
Surely not! If he's sick, 
psychiatry would be a really tough jo—
Ach was! Wenn der krank wäre,
würde unsere Arbeit viel zu anstr…
Certo che no! Se quella fosse una malattia
 mentale, allora la psichiatria sarebbe...
Claro que não! Se estivesse, 
a psiquiatria seria algo bem com—