Spring has come, and that's the season for cherry blossoms and new additions to the workforce. But what little surprises can one discover that offer an escape from everyday drudgeries?
Why won't you install an 
elevator, Earthlings?!
!لِمَ لا تشيّدون مِصعداً يا سكّان الأرض؟
Warum habt ihr hier keinen
Fahrstuhl eingerichtet, Erdlinge?!
¿Por qué no instalan ascensores,
terrícolas?
¿Por qué no instaláis ascensores,
terrícolas?
Pourquoi n’avez-vous pas installé
d’ascenseur, maudits Terriens ?
Perché non installate un ascensore, terrestri?!
Por que vocês não instalam
elevadores, terráqueos?
Почему вы строите дома без лифтов,
людишки?!