The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
Despite how I look, my ass 
hair is running rampant.
ومؤخرتي كثيفة الشعر بخلاف ما يبدو
A pesar de mi apariencia, 
mi trasero es muy frondoso.
Pode não parecer, mas o pelo
 do meu cu está uma loucura.