The shocking truth comes to light in truly heart-breaking fashion.
You have my thanks, stupid middle schooler 
who eats nothing but sweet bread,
أشكرك يا طالبة المتوسطة الحمقاء التي لا تأكل سوى الخبز المحلى
Aber danke, dumme Mittelschülerin,
die nichts außer Teilchen isst,
Y se lo debo a la colegiala tonta 
y amante de los bollos dulces.
Pour ça, je dois féliciter
cette collégienne stupide et nunuche !
Preciso te agradecer, garota ginasial 
estúpida que não come nada além de pão,