Reimi is excited to head into Oizumi-gakuen, which has transformed into her favorite anime. However, they're met with a much bleaker retelling where the bad guys reign supreme.
Swimming in that will sting you 
right in the you-know-where.
.إنّ السّباحة في ذلك ستلسعكم في ذلك المكان الحسّاس
Wenn man da reingeht,
hört das Kribbeln nicht mehr auf!
Si se bañan, sufrirán grandes picores.
Si se bañan, les darán los mil picores.
J’ai remplacé l’eau
par de l’iode liquide.
Nadar lá vai te pinicar
bem você-sabe-onde.
Если в ней плавать, будет щипать
сами знаете где.