To fund his elegant lifestyle of never leaving the house, Wooser decides to enter a one million yen movie contest.  But he knows nothing about making movies, and has nothing but crazy ideas.  Just when the project is about to fall apart, a certain famous movie actress agrees to help.
I shouldn't say this to my master,
،لا يجدرُ بي أن أقول هذا لسيِّدي
Das sollte ich nicht zu
meinem Meister sagen, aber …
No debería decirle esto a mi maestro,
No debería decirle esto a mi maestro,
Je comprends
ce que vous dites, maître.
Non dovrei parlare così al mio maestro,
Não é algo que eu deveria 
falar para meu mestre, mas...