Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Why you! What nonsense have 
you put in Sami's head?!
!أيّها الوغد! ما الهراء الّذي زرعته في رأس سامي؟
Du Drecksack! Welche Flausen
hast du Sami nur in den Kopf gesetzt!
¡Desgraciado! ¡¿Qué locuras
le metiste a Sami en la cabeza?!
¡Desgraciado! ¡¿Qué locuras
le has metido a Sami en la cabeza?!
Enfoiré ! Qu’est-ce que
tu lui as mis dans le crâne ?
Bastardo!
Maldito! Que loucura você
botou na cabeça da Sami?!
Чего?! Что за чушь ты внушил
моей бедненькой Самидарэ?!