pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
"Any time pk-chan goes to see an 
indie novelty band, they split up."
"Cada vez que Piku-chan va a ver una
banda cómica independiente, se separan".
Cada vez que Piku-chan ve una nueva pareja de cómicos, estos se separan.
Quando a Pkzinha visita uma banda cômica
 indie, eles acabam se separando. Tipo assim.