When Lee notices the middle character on Gaara's forehead has changed from “Love” to “Romance,” he's convinced the Kazekage's got a crush on someone and sets out to learn their identity.  Lee gets a booby-trapped watch from Orochimaru that will explode if he stops training.  Or if Neji cross-dresses.  Or Tenten overreacts.  How will Lee survive?!
There's no way you'd get one first!
¡No hay manera de que te 
diera uno a ti primero!
¡Es imposible que te haya 
dado uno a ti primero!
Por que você receberia antes de mim?!