The protagonist opens her eyes to find out she's been reborn as a spider. Which is already nightmare mode, before having to worry about cannibalism from other spiders, not the least of which being her mother! The story of a high school girl with  nerves of steel and her struggle to survive in another world begins here!
Oh, come on, Appraisal-san! 
You're such a prankster!
!بربّك يا تقييم-سان! أنت تخدعني
Ach, komm schon, Analyse!
Du willst mich wohl rollen!
¡Cielos, Analizadora,
eres toda una bromista!
¡Vaya tela, Analizadora,
eres toda una bromista!
C’est tout ? C’est pas drôle, ça…
No, dai, non fare la spiritosa, Analisi...
Ai, que coisa, senhora Avaliação!
Você é engraçadinha!
Да ладно, Оценка,
не надо со мной так шутить...