Ninja Zenzo Hattori runs through the city at night. His job requires him to be on time and fulfill his clients' requests perfectly. The job: pizza delivery. One night, as Zenzo is about to land, Gintoki crashes his scooter into Zenzo's backside. Ignoring the pain of his hemorrhoids, Zenzo grabs the pizza box to make his delivery. But instead of the pizza box, Zenzo accidentally grabs Gintoki's Jump. Zenzo's client, Okuni, takes the Jump and tells Zenzo that misfortune will befall his rear and that he should be careful.
Quit talking about my butthole like it's some parking stall!
¡Deja de hablar de mi trasero 
como si fuera un aparcamiento!
Não fale da minha bunda como se 
fosse uma vaga de estacionamento!