A teapot holds a dark secret.  A man solves a complicated riddle.  A complex pun involving tea and sieves.
I'm selling fresh tea and 
he keeps shouting "old!"
¡¿Dice "viejo" cuando vendo té fresco?!
¡¿Dice "viejo" cuando vendo té fresco?!
Eu estou vendendo chá novo
 e ele diz que está "velho"!