A couple works hard but is still poor, and meets the new year with a sigh. On new years, a man can't sell his hemp so he trades it for an umbrella. An honest cow-herd meets a strange monster who can read thoughts.
No matter where we go, 
it can't get any worse.
Cualquier lugar sería mejor que este.
Cualquier sitio será mejor que este.
Não importa onde formos, não pode ficar pior.