It's Liu Yinuo's 30th birthday, and she's still getting yelled at over the phone by her boss at her exploitative company. Tired of it all, she asks for a life-changing event and learns the hard way to be careful what you wish for!
You stupid cabbage! I'm gonna slice you up!
!أيها الكرنب الغبي! سأقطعك
Dieser kleine Kohlkopf
kann was erleben!
¡Ya vas a ver, repollo endemoniado!
¡Mierda de bicho col! ¡Te vas a enterar!
Sale chou pourri !
Je vais te tailler en julienne !
Stupido cavoletto! Ora ti faccio a fette!
Repolho maldito! Eu vou te fatiar todinho!
Чёртова капуста! 
Сейчас на салат пойдёшь!