You can never remember what exactly goes on in an episode of Wooser, can you?  But did you know this is actually the 88,888th broadcast of this episode?  Is everything a dream?  Can Wooser overcome Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrence, and defeat Diogenes in his attempt to live an austere life?
Get up and air out your futon!
انهض وقُم بتهويةِ فِراشك
Steh auf und lüfte deinen Futon aus!
¡Despierta y haz la cama!
¡Despierta y haz la cama!
Svegliati e fai prendere aria al tuo futon!
Levante e estenda as cobertas ao sol!