Yesterday, tomorrow, and likely for the rest of time, Wooser just sits and consumes instead of working.  Darth Wooser almost calls him a NEET, but is stopped by the self-destruct circuits that will destroy him if he insults his master.  To make things worse, Wooser actively tries to get him to self-destruct.  What will be the fate of Darth Wooser?
It's everyone's idol, Wooser News!
إنَّها محبوبة الجميع، أخبار أوسَر
Ich bin jedermanns Idol,
Erzähl-Wooser!
¡Soy la idol de todos, Wooser, 
presentadora de noticias!
¡Soy la idol favorita de todos, Wooser 
presentadora de noticias!
C’est moi,
votre présentatrice préférée !
È tornata la vostra amatissima Wooser News!
É a Idol de todos, a Wooser das Notícias!