Berthold, Hans, and Nikolaus are all having drinks at Nobu as per the usual. Today, they’re discussing which flavor of kara-age they should order: salt or soy sauce. Berthold prefers salt, but Nikolaus is all in on soy sauce. They both preach about their preferred flavor, but the debate seems to be going nowhere. Finally, the two turn to Hans for his opinion, but where does he stand…?
As a company commander, I recommend salt.
كقائد سريّة، أوصي بالملح
Als Gruppenführer empfehle ich Salz.
Como comandante, recomiendo la sal.
Como comandante, recomiendo la sal.
Moi, commandant,
je recommande au sel.
Come comandante di compagnia, consiglio il sale.
Como comandante da corporação,
recomendo o com sal.
Я командир, 
посему рекомендую соль!