Wooser is on the run for a murder he didn't commit, and decides that while he's on the run from the law, he should try and commit a few more crimes.  So he steals the production fund for the anime and uses it to search for buried treasure.  As Wooser goes out of control, the hammer of justice descends upon him... and lands about 3 feet to the left.
One of the iron rules that 
lead to victory is to never
Eine der eisernen Regel des Erfolges ist,
 niemals aufzugeben
¡Una de las reglas de oro 
dice que se debe persistir
¡Una de las reglas de oro 
dice que se debe persistir
La règle numéro 1
pour gagner un match,
Se vuoi vincere, una delle regole più importanti
Uma das principais regras 
para se chegar a vitória