The lord of a poor province is sad to see how weak his sumo wrestlers are for this year's tournament, but they all defeat even the strongest wrestlers. A fava bean, a piece of straw, and a piece of charcoal all bounce out of an old woman's kitchen and decide to visit Ise. There are two men who live on the east and west side of town, and each night they come to a bar to drink.  They always drink the same drink, and insult each other.
The old woman went to get some 
straw to light the fire,
La abuela fue a recoger un poco de paja 
para encender fuego.
La anciana fue a coger un poco 
de paja para encender el fuego.
Então ela foi pegar um pouco
 de palha para fazer fogo.