This farce concerns the culprit in Lady Godard's murder. A certain detective makes it clear that Lady Godard was murdered by a member of her own family, despite their protests. Regrettably, the services of the detective's bodyguard are required. 
Wait a minute! There's no 
way I could've done that!
!انتظري! يستحيل أنّي استطعت فعل ذلك
Moment mal!
Das könnte ich doch nie tun!
¡Un momento! ¿Cómo voy a hacerlo yo?
¡Un momento! ¿Cómo voy a hacerlo yo?
Attendez un peu !
Je n’aurais jamais pu faire ça.
Aspetta! Non potrei averlo fatto!
Espere!
Eu não poderia ter feito isso!
Подождите! Как я,
по-вашему, мог это сделать?!