College student Christine Minato is very popular on social media with over a million followers. She uploads photos and videos that make everyone around her jealous. But a man from the Jomon era that Ratman has brought to the city begins to threaten her position. Chris asks Kitaro for help, but he declines because it isn't a youkai. Panicked, She tries all kinds of things to battle the Jomon man. Her actions go too far, causing a societal issue. Those around her start distancing themselves. Having lost her friends, her money, even her standing in social media, Chris' hatred towards the Jomon man grows...!?
Thanks to Jomon Man's popularity,
I'm rolling in ad revenue!
أحصل على عائدات كبيرة من الإعلانات
!بفضل شعبية رجل جومون
Da der Jōmon-Mensch so auf Anklang stößt,
fließt die Kohle nur so ins Haus!
La popularidad del Hombre de Jomon
me llena los bolsillos.
La popularidad del Hombre de Jomon
me llena los bolsillos.
La popularité de l’homme de Jômon
a fait de moi un homme riche !
Grazie alla popolarità dell'uomo del Jōmon, 
ricevo un flusso incessante di entrate pubblicitarie!
Graças a popularidade do Homem Jomon,
eu estou cheio de dinheiro de anúncios!
Мне капают денежки с рекламы 
благодаря популярности дзёмонца!