Iyami tries to lure the boys into an interesting shop, the Riceballs try to achieve optimization, and Jyushimatsu gives Osomatsu a special massage.
You're right, they don't. 
But you almost did!
!معك حقّ. لكنّك كدت تموت
Ja, meinetwegen.
Aber du wärst fast abgekackt.
¡Nadie! ¡Y aun así casi te mueres!
¡Nadie! ¡Y aun así casi te mueres!
Hai ragione, gli altri no.
Ma tu sei quasi morto!
É, ninguém morre!
Mas você quase morreu!