The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
How the heck is the 
Kuidaoren't Doll speaking?
كيف يعقل أن تتحدّث دمية كويداورنت؟
Wieso packt die Puppe Nimmersatt aus?!
¿Cómo puede hablar el muñeco?
¿Cómo puede hablar el muñeco?
Elle est bien bavarde,
pour une mascotte.
Come diavolo fa a parlare la Bambola Kuidaoreno?
Como diabos o Boneco
Kuidaorenão está falando?
Как кукла вообще может давать интервью?