Maeda-san, who works at Hanako’s home, fires lasers from his butt. This offers Kasumi with a unique perspective for her fan fiction.
Sucks for you. I can totally 
tolerate living like that.
مسكينة أنتِ. أستطيع تحمّل حياة كهذه
Mi dispiace per te, ma col cavolo
 che sopporterei di vivere in quel modo!
Uma pena pra você, eu 
 tolero viver assim de boa.
Не повезло вам, а я смогу
смириться с подобной жизнью.