Matsutaro won the Makushita championship, but he's bummed that he doesn't get to be in a championship parade. He wants to get in a convertible, get cheered on by festive onlookers, and drive by Reiko's house. He wants a parade, darn it, and if he doesn't get it, he's shaving his hair and retiring from sumo! The master and Matsutaro's buddy Tanaka are aghast. Is Matsutaro going to shave his head and quit, or what?
I'll shave my head with this clipper and retire.
schneide ich hiermit meine Haare ab
und trete damit zurück.
les afeitaré la cabeza con 
este rastrillo y me retiraré.
os afeitaré la cabeza con esto y me retiraré.
Vou raspar a cabeça com isto e me aposentar.