Crabs seek revenge upon a monkey for wounding their mother, and are aided by a mortar and cow poop.  A divine oracle leads a man to riches.  A man's head becomes the scene of strange happenings.
If we planted seeds on it, 
we could get some good radishes.
Si plantamos semillas, 
podremos cosechar unos nabos.
Seguro que podríamos cosechar 
nabos si plantamos unas semillas.
Se plantássemos, poderíamos
 colher belos nabos.