When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
Well, they don't make wigs 
with blood vessels...
Bueno, no hacen pelucas 
con vasos sanguíneos...
Bueno, no hacen pelucas 
con vasos sanguíneos...
Bom, eles não fazem
 perucas com sangue...