A cat from Ryuuguu Palace brings wealth.  A greedy man freezes as he eats all the persimmons.  A man sells farts that are sacred to the Buddha.
If he eats some, he'll poop.
y al comer una taza, defeca un caldero.
y, cuando come una taza, defeca un caldero.
Se ele comer um pouco, ele faz cocô.