Kumogakure Kuro is a modern day ninja, but that doesn't mean his life is exciting. Bereft of any missions for a long time, he's an underachiever whiling away his days in obscurity, until he receives a special delivery.
According to my father, she said "trouble's 
here" after I was born and then was gone.
.وفقًا لكلام أبي، قالت "هنا مشاكل" بعد ولادتي ثُم رحلت
Mi madre dijo "viva el espectáculo"
Mi madre dijo "que te den por culo"
D’après mon père,
Mio padre mi ha raccontato che,
Meu pai diz que quando eu nasci,
ela falou "vai dar trabalho" e sumiu.
По версии отца, родив меня,
она сказала: «Это жесть», и ушла от нас.