pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
All my friends are married men with kids.
Todos mis amigos son hombres casados con hijos.
Todos mis amigos son hombres casados con hijos.
Minhas amigas são 
casadas e têm filhos!