When Lee notices the middle character on Gaara's forehead has changed from “Love” to “Romance,” he's convinced the Kazekage's got a crush on someone and sets out to learn their identity.  Lee gets a booby-trapped watch from Orochimaru that will explode if he stops training.  Or if Neji cross-dresses.  Or Tenten overreacts.  How will Lee survive?!
And the moment they leave themselves
open, I'll rip them to shreds!
Entonces en el momento en que bajen 
la guardia, ¡los volveré trizas!
Y en el momento que bajen 
la guardia, ¡les haré pedazos!
Quando estiverem desprevenidos, 
os pegarei de jeito!