Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Sensei, you hit me where it hurts.
سينسي، أصبتِ الوتر الحسّاس
Sensei, Sie haben mich
zutiefst getroffen.
Profesora, no meta el dedo en la llaga.
Profesora, no meta el dedo en la llaga.
Madame,
vous y allez vraiment fort.
Professoressa, le sue battute 
mi fanno parecchio male.
Essa bateu forte até demais.
Знаете, вы слишком обидно шутите.