When Lee notices the middle character on Gaara's forehead has changed from “Love” to “Romance,” he's convinced the Kazekage's got a crush on someone and sets out to learn their identity.  Lee gets a booby-trapped watch from Orochimaru that will explode if he stops training.  Or if Neji cross-dresses.  Or Tenten overreacts.  How will Lee survive?!
I guarantee you Gaara's 
never been on a date.
Te garantizo que Gaara-kun 
nunca ha estado en una cita.
Te garantizo que Gaara-kun 
nunca ha tenido una cita.
Garanto que o Gaara nunca teve um encontro.