One day, Yamazaki bumps into a girl who picks up his anpan for him.  "So...do you like anpan?" she asks.  Kondo invites Tae to a baseball game, expecting her to refuse.  However, Tae apparently is a fan of baseball and agrees to go on the baseball date.
The only H you need is the H for the hair on your ass.
La única A que necesitas es la A de ano lleno de pelos.
A única medida de valor é 
a quantidade de pelos no cu.