At the end of the warring states period, Oda Nobunaga is about to be killed by her retainer, Akechi Mitsuhide.  But as she falls to her death, she is somehow transported to the skies above modern day Japan.  As she falls to the ground at high speed, she faceplants a boy named Oota in the crotch!?
You can tell just by looking,
Definitivamente todo señala que nunca le 
pasará nada bueno en la vida, ¿no crees?
Definitivamente, todo señala que nunca le 
pasará nada bueno en la vida, ¿no crees?