pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
known forever as "The 
True Novelty Band Breaker,"
por siempre como "La Verdadera Separadora de Bandas Cómicas"
de "auténtica chica que separa a los cómicos".
tornou-se conhecida como a Verdadeira
 Separadora de Bandas Cômicas,