A young teacher named Nobunaga really wants a cute girl to love him. One day, he finds one, but she's 14 years old and from the age of the samurai!
If you touch her I'm calling the cops.
Rühr sie an und du landest im Knast!
– Touche-la, et c’est la prison.
– Ne fais pas ça !
Se la tocchi chiamo la polizia!
Я сейчас полицию вызову!