The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
Speaking only in Japanese could get you 
kicked out of the online salon world.
قد يتمّ حضرك من صالون مباشر 
.إن تحدثت اليابانية فقط
Ich dachte, der ganze Online-Salon
soll auf Japanisch stattfinden.
On peut peut-être pas participer
si on maîtrise pas le jargon.
Probabilmente non ti fanno neanche entrare
 in un Salone online se parli solo giapponese.
Você provavelmente seria banido de um
salão online se falasse apenas japonês.
Наверно, в онлайн-салонах
банят за японский.