Today's theme is "depression." What's the test that can diagnose depression with 70-90% accuracy? Also, Asuna swears to drop the dirty jokes?!
What? How rude! Of course 
I would never do that!
ماذا؟ يا لوقاحتك! من المُحال أن أفعل ذلك بالطبع
Was? Wie unverschämt!
So was tu ich nicht.
¡Qué grosero!
¡Qué grosero!
Quoi ? Quel malpoli !
Cosa? Screanzato! 
Non lo farei mai!
O quê?! Que rude! Pensar essas coisas de mim.