I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
I'll keep that stupid koala out 
of the club if it kills me!
سأبقي تلك الكوالا الغبيّة خارج النادي 
!حتى وإن تسبّب ذلك في مقتلي
¡Echaré al koala
aunque me cueste la vida!
¡Echaré al koala
aunque me cueste la vida!
Terrò quello stupido koala fuori dal club,
costi quel che costi!
Vou manter a coala estúpida
fora do clube!
Я готов любым способом
 выгнать эту коалу!