Upon finding out that their egos were switched by Gengai's Fully Automatic Egg-on-Rice Maker, Gintoki and Hijikata head out to find the cat's corpse that sucked in half of Gintoki's soul, only to find it transformed into something completely unexpected.
You're screwed if you get beaten 
by your own other half, you know!
!سينتهي أمرنا إن غلبك نصفك الآخر
Estamos ferrados se não pudermos 
lidar com metade de nós, sacou?!