Kagura begs Gintoki for a cell phone, but the tight Odd Jobs budget won't allow for one.  That's when they discover three cell phones in Sadaharu's poop!  They immediately have the technical whiz Gengai fix the phones and each member gets one.  Kagura is ecstatic to have a cell phone, but Gintoki and Shinpachi are annoyed by her incessant texting...
I don't want to carry around a cell phone that was covered in poop.
No quiero llevar un celular que estaba bañado en mierda.
Não quero ficar carregando 
um celular coberto de merda.