The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
I can't really explain it, but even 
if I get rich and famous this way,
لا يمكنني شرح الأمر، لكن إن أصبحت
 .ثرية ومشهورة بهذه الطريقة
Ich kann es nicht gut beschreiben,
aber wenn ich so berühmt werde,
No sé explicarlo,
No sé explicarlo,
J’oserais pas leur faire face
si je devenais riche
Non saprei neanche spiegare perché, 
ma se diventassi ricca e famosa in questo modo,
Não sei explicar, mas mesmo
se eu ficar rica e famosa assim,
Не могу объяснить,
но с богатством, полученным так,