pkpk was crying last night and now her eyes are swelled up.  Tears are strange; you cry when you're happy and when you're sad.  This discussion of tears reveals a terrifying plot!
All of us have been unconsciously 
trained to favor the onion.
Todas hemos sido entrenadas inconscientemente
para favorecer a la cebolla.
Nos han entrenado sin que lo supiéramos, para que nos pongamos a favor de la cebolla.
Fomos criadas para
 favorecer a cebola.