Nanaoka, Nanayama, and Nanamori are now hostages aboard a pirate ship. They'll be freed as long as the network pays for their ransom, but will the notoriously spendthrift TV station be willing to save the crew's lives?
We're seriously a major network! 
We broadcast ping pong and judo matches!
Wir sind ein bedeutender Sender!
Bei uns läuft auch Pingpong und Jūdō!
On diffuse même
du ping-pong et du judo !
Siamo un network nazionale!
Trasmettiamo gli incontri di judo e ping pong!
Somos uma grande estação! Nós
passamos jogos de pingue-pongue e judô!
Мы правда крупные!
Показываем пинг-понг и дзюдо!