Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
I'm sure that everyone 
has played the recorder
¡Estoy seguro que todos han tocado la flauta
Aposto que todo mundo 
já tocou flauta doce,