pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
Then somebody must be spreading rumors 
about you behind your back.
Entonces alguien debe estar esparciendo
rumores sobre ti a tus espaldas.
Eso es que alguien está hablando de ti a tus espaldas.
Então alguém deve 
estar falando de você.