It’s time for the talent show, but none of the students are talented at all.  The KonoSuba crowd in particular…

Are the two of you going to
have your way with me?
Wollt ihr beide euch
etwa an mir vergehen?
¿Ambos van a abusar
a lo grande de mí?
Vous comptez abuser de moi
ensemble ?
Vocês dois vão abusar de mim?