Date Masamune is suspected of leading a rebellion and has been summoned to answer for his crimes.  Last time he succeeded in getting away by showing up in burial clothes to indicate his willingness to die for his liege. This time he's got even better idea: he'll crucify himself upon a cross of gold!
Like, if we'd drawn unibrows 
on ourselves last time,
،كما رسمنا الحواجب على وجوهنا في المرة السابقة
Hätten wir uns letztes
Mal Augenbrauen gemalt,
Si tuviera las cejas de Frida,
Si tuviera las cejas de Frida,
La dernière fois,
si vous aviez fait un monosourcil,
No, ecco, i peli del naso 
avrebbero funzionato un pochino,
Se eu tivesse tirado as sobrancelhas da última vez,