With no food except tuna and nothing to do, the stressed out authors are getting into fights. Time to go farm for their own food!
Dazai-kun, I cannot bear to watch you slack off
while you make your comrades farm.
Lieber Dazai,
Dazai, no puedo verte holgazanear
mientras tus colegas trabajan en el campo.
Dazai,
Dazai,
Дадзай.