After seeing my astonishing dance performance, which is a skill I developed through training in rhythm games, I was purchased by a ristae shop. However, while waiting for my turn to perform at the festival, I realized something. I am an ex-dirty, scrawny, four-eyed virgin who has never once received attention from large groups of people before. But it doesn't matter. Jess is wearing a maid outfit and is cheering me on. Dance for your Oshi, Pig!
Let me draw enough customers
to make these lazy saps squeal...
سأجلب له ما يكفي من الزّبائن لجعل
...هؤلاء الكسالى الأغبياء يصرخون
Atraeré a tantos clientes
que estos vagos acabarán gritando
Atraeré a tantos clientes
que estos vagos acabarán gritando
dovrò attirare tanta gente
 da far gridare questi scansafatiche.
Сначала заставлю этих зевак
кричать от восторга,