At the end of the warring states period, Oda Nobunaga is about to be killed by her retainer, Akechi Mitsuhide.  But as she falls to her death, she is somehow transported to the skies above modern day Japan.  As she falls to the ground at high speed, she faceplants a boy named Oota in the crotch!?
Oh, if it costs money, 
you should've just told me.
Ah, si tengo que pagar 
dímelo desde un principio.
Ah, si tengo que pagar 
 haberlo dicho antes.
Ah, você devia ter me dito que custa dinheiro.