When Lee notices the middle character on Gaara's forehead has changed from “Love” to “Romance,” he's convinced the Kazekage's got a crush on someone and sets out to learn their identity.  Lee gets a booby-trapped watch from Orochimaru that will explode if he stops training.  Or if Neji cross-dresses.  Or Tenten overreacts.  How will Lee survive?!
I'm so sorry. I got carried away 
and started making things up...
Lo siento. Me dejé llevar y 
comencé a inventarme cosas...
Lo siento. Me dejé llevar y 
empecé a inventarme cosas...
Me desculpem. Me empolguei 
e comecei a inventar coisas...