Yuuto's been sent to another world, where he is now commander, or "Patriarch" of a clan of warriors.  To survive in this new world, he uses his cell phone, his only connection to the girl he loves back home.
I mean... Please don't laugh!
Ich meine … Bitte unterlasst das Gelächter!
Digo… ¡No se rían, por favor!
¡Digo… por favor, no os riáis!
Volevo dire... Vi prego, non ridete!
Digo... Não riam, por favor!
То есть... Прошу, не смейтесь!