Hey, there! I’m Shougo, from the band CRUSHERZ. Pleased to meet you--WISH! These past few days, my little brother Izumi (who’s the most adorable thing in the universe) has been pretty down due to a certain incident. The instigator of this incident was Ichijou Ryouma.
But the same week, some stupid "CRUSHERZ 
Emergency Release" came out at the last minute,
Aber in derselben Woche kam 
in letzter Minute eine bescheuerte
Pero esa misma semana, un estúpido "Lanzamiento de 
Emergencia de CRUSHERZ" irrumpió en el último minuto,
Pero, esa misma semana, un estúpido "lanzamiento de 
emergencia" de CRUSHERZ irrumpió en el último minuto,
Na mesma semana, foi feito 
o "Lançamento de emergência da CRUSHERZ"