Frustrated by having his romantic encounters ruined by allergies, a model contacts Monthly Moso Science to investigate why hordes of cats congregate outside his apartment every night.
Get off us, you turd tiger!
!انهض عنّا أيّها النمر اللعين
Runter da, blöder Tiger!
¡Quítate, tigre del demonio!
¡Quítate, tigre del demonio!
Lève-toi de là, enfoiré !
Levati, tigre di merda!
Sai de cima, tigre maldito!
Слезай, тигр хренов!