Tanaka is very oblivious when it comes to love. That said, Ueno's methods can safely be described as extremely unconventional.
Now then! I present to you 
my own purified urine.
.والآن! أقدّم لك بولي المصفّى
Je te présente
mon pipi après filtrage.
Ed ecco a te! Ti presento
la mia urina purificata.
Agora te apresento a minha
própria urina purificada.
Представляю твоему вниманию
мою очищенную мочу.