Yuri is doing great at his job with the Secret Police. His assignment today is to investigate a former newspaper reporter suspected of selling articles slandering Ostania to Westalis. Anya's favorite cartoon hero Bondman shows off his elegant spy moves!!
It's all nothing but base lies 
and conspiracy theories,
،كلّها مجرّد أكاذيب واهية ونظريّات مؤامرة
Von Lügenmärchen über
Verschwörungstheorien ist alles dabei.
Y aunque no son más que mentiras
y teorías conspirativas,
Y aunque no son más que mentiras
y teorías conspiratorias,
Il ne s’agit que de bobards,
de théories du complot et de vulgarités,
Sono solo menzogne e teorie cospirazionistiche, 
un'accozzaglia di spazzatura.
Não passam de mentiras descaradas
e teorias da conspiração,
Какую ни открой — сплошь бред да выдумки,
причём примитивные.