The lord of a poor province is sad to see how weak his sumo wrestlers are for this year's tournament, but they all defeat even the strongest wrestlers. A fava bean, a piece of straw, and a piece of charcoal all bounce out of an old woman's kitchen and decide to visit Ise. There are two men who live on the east and west side of town, and each night they come to a bar to drink.  They always drink the same drink, and insult each other.
You've got snow on your head and shoulders.
Pareces un ksitigarbha 
por estar cargado de nieve
Pareces un ksitigarbha con tanta nieve
Tem neve na sua cabeça e nos seus ombros.