When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
Lady Tsunade oughtta whack him one,
¡Es tan valiente como para 
golpear a Tsunade-sama!
¡Se lleva algún golpe de 
Tsunade-sama de vez en cuando!
Às vezes a Tsunade 
mete a porrada nele,