When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
And he makes Neji cross-dress 
because he thinks it looks cute!
¡Y hace que Neji se trasvista porque 
en verdad piensa que se ve lindo!
¡Y en realidad obliga a Neji a travestirse 
porque piensa que así está monísimo!