After his untimely death, our unlikely hero finds himself in another world, reincarnated as a vending machine. Now his life revolves around selling things to people, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no sign of any customers.
Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst!
ولادتي من جديد كآلة بيع 
!أفظع أمرٍ ممكن
Reencarnar en una máquina
es lo peor que me pudo pasar.
Reencarnarme en una máquina
es lo peor, leches.
वेंडिंग मशीन के रूप में
पुनर्जन्म लेना सबसे खराब है!
Reincarnarsi in un distributore è la peggior...
Morrer e reviver como
máquina de vendas é terrível!
Торговый автомат —
худший выбор для перерождения!