A priest is tricked by a fox, who is then tricked by a kid.  A priest eats meat from the thigh of his goddess. A stingy man becomes a bug.
He always tells me to come 
straight home, though.
Pero siempre me dice
que no me entretenga.
Y eso que siempre me dice 
que no hay que entretenerse.
Mas ele sempre me diz 
para vir direto para casa.