In this final week, join the patrons one last time as Akemi reaches new heights of ridiculousness involving inappropriate words. So pick up a glass and enjoy the run-down snack bar as you de-stress, engage, and sing along! 
If you're going to apologize, 
don't say it in the first place!
!إن كنتِ ستعتذرين فلا تقولي ذلك في المقام الأول
Wenn du dich schon entschuldigst,
dann fang erst gar nicht an.
Si te ibas a disculpar,
no deberías haberlo hecho.
Si te ibas a disculpar,
no deberías haberlo hecho.
Tu aurais pu t’excuser
dès le départ.
Se senti di doverti scusare,
forse era meglio non dire nulla.
Ao invés de se desculpar, você 
nunca deveria ter falado aquilo.
Не говорила бы гадости — 
не пришлось бы извиняться.