The finals of the Japan Gekkenkai fencing tournament are underway, but a last-minute announcement sees the event contested with real swords instead of wooden ones.
You're kidding.
.إنّهم يمزحون
Ist nicht wahr.
Es increíble.
Venga ya.
C’est une plaisanterie ?
Cos'è, uno scherzo?
Só pode ser brincadeira.
Они издеваются?