After his untimely death, our unlikely hero finds himself in another world, reincarnated as a vending machine. Now his life revolves around selling things to people, but he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no sign of any customers.
If I get hit with that thing...
...لو ضُرِبت بذاك الشيء
Wenn der mich damit schlägt …
¡No quiero que me pegue con eso!
¡Oye, no me zurres con eso!
surtout s’il me frappe avec ça !
अगर मुझे इससे मारते हैं...
Se mi colpiscono con quella...
Se me acertarem com aquilo ali...
Если меня ударят топором!..