Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
I've heard that hanging 
an animal upside down like this
سمعتُ بأنّ تدلّي حيوان بالمقلوب هكذا
Man hält Tiere auf diese Weise hoch,
um ihnen zu vermitteln,
Dicen que colgar
a los animales boca abajo
Dicen que colgar a los animales bocabajo
J’ai entendu dire
qu’il faut s’y prendre comme ça
Per far capire agli animali 
che posto occupano nella gerarchia,
Ouvi dizer que segurar animais
assim, de ponta-cabeça,
Говорят, что животные так гораздо
быстрее усваивают, что такое иерархия.