The first of the seven heroes is down, and Soya is eager to taste his victory katsudon. Could it be delicious pork, or perhaps chicken? At last, meat! But then he finds out... it's vegetarian katsudon!
Because everybody but 
me is a closet pervert.
لأنّ الجميع باستثنائي منحرفون بالسرّ
Weil ihr anderen alle pervers seid!
Porque todos son pervertidos de clóset.
Porque todos sois
unos pervertidos reprimidos.
Tout le monde tire la tronche,
à part moi !
Perché, a parte me, siete tutti dei casi umani!
Porque todo mundo aqui
é tarado, exceto eu!
Ну так остальные-то все молчуны!