One morning, as she left for work, she found a dragon before her. Stunned, the dragon transformed into a beautiful girl with horns, a tail, and a maid outfit right before Miss Koboyashi's eyes. Calling herself Tohru, this dragon-girl asked, "Please let me serve as your maid from now on!" Confused by her question, Miss Kobayashi remembered inviting the dragon into her home last night while drunk. She refuses, saying she can't afford to hire someone, but then she realizes she's almost late for work and--
Oh, but please don't start serving God.
لكن من فضلكِ لا تبدئي بخدمة الإله
Ah, fang bloß nicht an,
einem Gott zu dienen!
Pero no empieces a servir a Dios.
Pero no empieces a servir a Dios.
Mais ne vous mettez jamais
au service des dieux.
Sì, però non si metta a servire Dio, ok?!
Ah, mas, por favor,
 não comece a servir Deus.
А, только вот Богу служить не надо.