A man marries a cow.  Gold coins are found and lost. A priest becomes friends with angry ocelots at a temple.
And if the government had found 
out, I might have lost my head.
Si la Policía lo supiera, me habría matado.
Si la Policía lo supiera, me habrían ejecutado.
E se o governo descobrisse, eu 
poderia ter perdido o pescoço.