pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
"The Melancholy of pkpk V!"
"La melancolía de Pikupiku V"!
"La melancolía de Pikupiku V"!
"A Melancolia da Pkpk V!"