In an ancient kingdom, a vicious warlord is on the hunt for a magical sword. Forced to escape his soldiers, the young girl who guards the sword is hunted until she receives some unexpected help from a pair of odd strangers.
Just tell her it was the providence 
of that wet Buddha over there.
Dann sagt ihr, sie habe die Gnade
des durchnässten Buddhas erfahren.
T’auras qu’à lui dire que
c’était le bouddha tout mouillé.