Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
You can suck on your thumb 
and watch from the sidelines
يمكنك أن تسترخي وتشاهد من بعيد
Und du darfst hier herumsitzen
und tatenlos mitansehen,
Nos quedaremos quietecitos
mirando desde la banca
Nos quedaremos quietecitos
viendo desde el banquillo
Reste bien planqué dans un coin
Tu stattene pure lì nel tuo angolo
Pode ficar chupando o dedo
enquanto assiste de fora
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