Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
We were on the verge of becoming him?
¿Estábamos al borde de convertirnos en él?
Você estava prestes a ficar como ele?