Gintoki tries to sell a broken VHS deck at a recycle shop, and he's lucky enough to be able to trade it for a modern Blu-ray player.  However, there's a disc stuck inside...and it's a cursed Blu-ray.  Gintoki gets scared and tries to return the player, but he accidentally pushes the disc into the machine.  The TV screen is covered in static, and then a woman appears!
I can no longer fly anywhere 
on these slutty wings.
Ya no puedo volar con estas sucias alas.
Não consigo mais voar a lugar 
nenhum com estas asas vadias.