Elegant music plays in the background as the Binan High student council convenes. The council members: president Kusatsu Kinshiro, Arima Ibushi, and Gero Akoya wish to purge the world of fools by way of the Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project.
It's not the Love Busters! 
It's the Battle Lovers!
Nicht Love Busters!
Battle Lovers!
¡No son Love Busters! ¡Son Battle Lovers!
¡No son Love Busters! ¡Son Battle Lovers!
Vous n’êtes ni les trucs
ni les Love Busters,
Non è "Love Busters"! È "Battle Lovers"!
Não é Love Busters! 
É Battle Lovers!