While scouring the seas for the legendary Kraken, the TV Nanana boat has run into engine trouble! And to make matters worse, the cell phones that their workplace provided have been replaced with a more analog, and feathery, solution.
If we get some decent ratings, 
it'll mean better business for the company,
Wenn die Quoten steigen,
läuft auch das Geschäft besser
Si conseguimos ratings decentes
y a la empresa le va mejor,
Si conseguimos ratings decentes
y a la empresa le va mejor,
De fortes audiences
redresseront les finances du studio,
Se riusciremo a fare un po' di ascolti
l'azienda si riprenderà
Se conseguirmos uma audiência boa,
 os negócios vão melhorar,
Если удастся поднять рейтинги,
то дела организации пойду в гору.