Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Don't make friends! 
They'll stab you in your back!
!لا تشكّل صداقات! سيطعنونك من الخلف
Mach dir niemals Freunde,
sie fallen dir in den Rücken!
¡No hagas amigos!
¡Te apuñalarán por la espalda!
¡No hagas amigos!
¡Te apuñalarán por detrás!
Tes amis
te poignarderont dans le dos.
che poi potrebbero colpirti
Não faça amigos.
Eles vão te apunhalar pelas costas.
Не заводи друзей — вонзят нож в спину!