When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
I am but a gaseous nebula of love,
¡Tus ojos son como el agujero negro,
¡Sus ojos son como 
dos agujeros negros,
Não sou nada além de uma 
gasosa nebulosa de amor