The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
It's a storm! The yen pressure 
system is creating a storm!
!إنها عاصفة! ضغط رياح الين يشكّل عاصفة
¡Su presión monetaria
genera un vendaval!
¡La presión dineral está generando
un vendaval!
Tout cet afflux d’argent
a déclenché une tempête !
È una tempesta! La pressione yendica
 sta provocando una tempesta!
É uma tempestade! Toda a pressão
dinheiral está criando uma tempestade!!
Это ураган! Деньгонапор
сделал из ветра ураган!