Gorillas, Ninjas, Princess, it is all out war when it comes to sharing a crab.  Will Gintoki the Viper become a Crabqueror or will be stopped by the legendary sword, Crabclaw? 
on equal footing with me, the Crabqueror?!
en igualdad conmigo, un Cangreconquistador?!
em pé de igualdade 
comigo, o Caranguejador?