Wooser loves his uniforms, and he loves his uniform doujinshi.  He loves them so much that he'll brave the sweltering heat, freezing cold, and massive crowds to get them.  But there is one final test he must past... the mysterious masked swordsman!
If you want to defeat me, solve this riddle!
إن أردت هزيمتي، حُلَّ هذه الأحجية
Wenn du mich besiegen willst,
löse dieses Rätsel.
¡Si quieres derrotarme, descifra 
la siguiente adivinanza!
Si vous voulez me battre,
résolvez cette énigme !
Se mi vuoi sconfiggere,
 risolvi questo indovinello!
Se quer me derrotar, responda a este enigma!