The rainy season's here, and the Defense Club is dedicating themselves to various indoor activities. Suddenly, they realize that Mr. Tawarayama -- whom Wombat is controlling under the pretext of preserving his life -- is covered in mold! The club erupts into chaos. Just then, Kinozaki and Tazawa of the Press Society burst in looking for material for a story. Kinozaki chases them around, trying to learn their secret, which stresses out Wombat, Yufuin, Naruko, and Zaou.
We're a boring club. 
No one's going to find it interesting.
Wir sind ein langweiliger Club. 
Wir sind nicht interessant.
Somos un club aburrido. A 
nadie le va a interesar.
Somos un club aburrido. A 
nadie le va a interesar.
Nous sommes un club discret
sans intérêt.
Siamo un club noioso. 
Nessuno lo troverebbe interessante.
Nós não temos nada de divertido. 
Ninguém vai achar isso interessante.