Today's theme is "depression." What's the test that can diagnose depression with 70-90% accuracy? Also, Asuna swears to drop the dirty jokes?!
That's why the guests are depressed, too.
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Deswegen sind die Herren
nicht gut drauf.
È per questo 
che anche i clienti sono depressi.
Por isso os convidados ficam deprimidos.