At the Gachapon Hall in Akihabara, Jashin-chan sinks all her money into the machines in hopes of getting her desired prize, but fails and tries to steal it from a passing child instead. This draws the attention of Tachibana Mei, the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police Department, who takes one look at Jashin-chan... and becomes infatuated.
I asked nicely and even bowed 
my head. Why can't she just die?
Ich hatte meinen Kopf gesenkt.
Da hätte sie ruhig sterben können.
Se lo pedí amablemente e incluso incliné
la cabeza. ¿Por qué no se muere ya?
Se lo pedí amablemente e incluso incliné
la cabeza. ¿Por qué no se muere ya?
Je l’ai suppliée à genoux,
elle aurait au moins pu se laisser tuer…
Pedi direitinho, até me curvei.
Por que ela não pode simplesmente morrer?
Я сказала «пожалуйста», даже
пала ниц, а ей хоть бы хны...