Elegant music plays in the background as the Binan High student council convenes. The council members: president Kusatsu Kinshiro, Arima Ibushi, and Gero Akoya wish to purge the world of fools by way of the Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project.
I don't want cuddles, I want you 
to work as the Battle Lovers!
Ich will nicht knuddeln, ich will,
dass ihr als Battle Lovers arbeitet!
¡No quiero abrazos, quiero 
que sean Battle Lovers!
¡No quiero abrazos, quiero 
que seáis Battle Lovers!
Je préfère que vous vous consacriez
à votre rôle de Battle Lovers !
Non voglio farti le coccole, 
voglio che ti comporti da Battle Lover!
Eu não quero te apertar, eu quero que
 vocês trabalhem como Battle Lovers!