Everybody's going to Taiwan! but when they get there, they find that Mazu, the goddess of the sea, has been murdered, and the pirates and the navy are at open war with one another.
If you need something, talk to my secretary.
Falls was sein sollte,
sagt es meiner Sekretärin!
Consulten las dudas con mi secretaria.
Consultad las dudas con mi secretaria.
Ma secrétaire est à votre service.
Se avete bisogno di qualcosa,
chiedete alla mia segretaria.
Se precisarem de algo, é só 
pedir pra minha secretária.