The Takako-so residents get mislead by a string of clickbait articles with headlines like "Famous Mascot Complains to Store," "Cows Pile on Hokkaido Cookie Shop," and "Full-Scale War Breaks Out Between Takoyaki and Okonomiyaki." Meanwhile, Shirakabe Mako from Celebri-Tea struggles to do work on a frozen laptop in the cafeteria. When Yuzu offers to fix Mako's computer, what pops up on screen is a document written by White Wall, the author of all the clickbait articles.
We'll pay whatever it takes,
 so laugh a lot, okay?
سندفع لكم، لذا اضحكوا كثيرا، مفهوم؟
Wir bezahlen euch viel,
also lacht ordentlich, ja?
Sonrían, tenemos dinero de sobra.
Sonreíd, tenemos dinero de sobra.
Riez, et on vous couvrira d’or !
Vi pagheremo davvero, quindi ridete, va bene?
Nós vamos pagar,
então ria muito, tá?
Готовы платить,
так что смейтесь побольше!