Iwamatsu, the human punching bag, has come to the Kabuki district to cheat a few suckers.  That is until Kagura knocks him out with one punch. Now he is on a tour with her trying to find new suckers and figure out the mystery of Takeshi.
and he offered to pay me instead 
of charging, I might hit him.
y se ofreciera a pagarme en lugar de cobrarme, puede que lo golpee.
e se oferecesse a pagar em vez de 
cobrar, talvez eu batesse nele.