pkpk can't stop sneezing.  People say if you sneeze it's because people are saying something about you.  But what are they saying about pkpk?  You can see right here!
I've been single my whole life 
and I've never had a boyfriend.
He sido soltera toda mi vida y nunca he tenido novio.
He sido soltera toda mi vida y nunca he tenido novio.
Até agora fui solteira,
 zero namorados!