A priest is tricked by a fox, who is then tricked by a kid.  A priest eats meat from the thigh of his goddess. A stingy man becomes a bug.
Priest, was there fried tofu
Señor monje, ¿el señor rico
le regaló tofu frito?
Señor monje, ¿el señor rico
le regaló tofu frito?
Monge, tinha tofu frito