Paired with beautiful, outgoing gyaru Watanabe Akari for his high school marriage practical course, introverted Yakuin Jiro agrees to act the perfect couple so that they can score high enough to switch partners and be placed with their crushes.
What took you so long?
ما الذي أخرك هكذا؟
Wo warst du? Auf dem Schlachtfeld
wäre ich jetzt schon tot.
Demorón.
Tardón.
T’es lent,
tu survivrais pas, à la guerre.
Ce ne hai messo di tempo!
 Fossimo stati in guerra, ero già morto.
Que demora!
Ну ты и тормоз.