A Fisherman’s is given a gift that turns about to be a curse,  monkeys worship a Buddha without getting their butts wet, and a merchant learns what is important in life.
but he was soaking wet and covered with
pero se mojó totalmente y para colmo 
estaba agotado y destrozado porque
Pero estaba empapado y, para 
colmo, agotado y destrozado
mas estava encharcado