Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
An indirect kiss isn't even a kiss!
¡Un beso indirecto no es ni siquiera un beso!
Um beijo indireto nem beijo é!