After the tragedy that claimed so many lives, Wooser awakens in a mechanical castle.  Caught off guard by the sudden time slip, he witnesses a general who looks just like him...  Wooser kills the general and takes his place, and now he's off to warp history to his own twisted ends... maybe!  He may just go watch TV.
That's right, the things 
that make life great are
Genau. Der Grund, warum 
man das Leben genießen kann
Así es, las tres cosas que 
hacen que la vida sea buena son:
Así es, las tres cosas que 
hacen que esta vida merezca la pena, son:
Ça redonne du piquant
à la vie…
Proprio così, 
sono queste le cose che rendono bella la vita:
Exato, as três coisas que tornam
a vida boa de se viver são: