Miss Kobayashi's hips have seriously started hurting. She buys up a bunch of health products to try and improve it, but she hardly uses any of them... Even Tohru loses her patience and tries to get her to eat tail meat, but she sadly refuses. Tohru then begins her search for what Miss Kobayashi considers a "typical remedy."
Well, there's something good for 
Miss Kobayashi's lower back in our world,
حسناً، هناك شيء نافع للجزء السّفلي
،من ظهر كوباياشي-سان في عالمنا
Ach, in unserer Welt gibt es etwas,
was gegen Kobayashi-sans Hüftprobleme hilft,
Bueno, sé de algo que puede
sanar su espalda en nuestro mundo,
Bueno, sé de algo que puede
curar su espalda en nuestro mundo,
Ma foi, je connais les bons remèdes
de l’autre monde,
Vabbè, nel nostro mondo ci sono altre cose 
utili per la schiena della signorina Kobayashi,
Bem, tem algo no nosso mundo que
vai fazer bem pros quadris dela,
Ну… в моём мире найдётся лекарство,
которое излечит Кобаяси…