Ha ha ha! Yuru Yuri's true protagonist Toshino Kyoko here! I know I'm a bit late, but did everyone wait like good girls and boys? The Amusement Club is off to defeat new enemies, so come along! What? That's not in the script? Too bad.
Today you're my girlfriend,
Pass auf: Wir sind heute zusammen,
du bist meine Freundin …
Recuerda que hoy serás
 mi novia y yo seré la tuya.
Recuerda que hoy serás
 mi novia y yo seré la tuya.
Aujourd’hui, Akari,
tu es ma petite amie !
Bene, oggi sarai la mia fidanzata.
Hoje você é minha namorada