A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
Why don't you sleep and 
wait for good news, too?
¿Por qué no esperas lo bueno con calma?
¿Por qué no esperas lo bueno con calma?
Por que não tenta?
Durma e aguarde boas notícias.