Maeda-san, who works at Hanako’s home, fires lasers from his butt. This offers Kasumi with a unique perspective for her fan fiction.
I only destroy the toilet 
when I have diarrhea now.
لم أعُد أدمّر المرحاض سوى عندما
أعاني من الإسهال الآن
Ich hab die Toiletten nur zerstört,
weil ich Durchfall hatte.
Sauf quand j’ai la diarrhée…
Ora distruggo il water solo quando ho la diarrea.
Eu só destruo o banheiro 
 quando tenho diarreia agora.
Теперь я уничтожаю унитазы
только при поносе.