Wooser loves his uniforms, and he loves his uniform doujinshi.  He loves them so much that he'll brave the sweltering heat, freezing cold, and massive crowds to get them.  But there is one final test he must past... the mysterious masked swordsman!
Yes, I am the Wooser News 
of Love and Justice!
نعم، أنا أخبار أوسَر للحبّ والسلام
Ja, ich bin Wooser News
für Liebe und Frieden!
¡Soy Wooser, presentadora 
del amor y la justicia!
Oui, c’est moi,
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Esatto, sono Wooser News 
portatrice di pace e amore!
Isso mesmo, eu sou a...