A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
Today the priest said you should 
sleep and wait for good news.
Hoy el monje dijo que "Todo 
lo bueno se hace esperar".
Hoy el monje dijo que "todo 
lo bueno se hace esperar".
Hoje o monge disse para dormir
e aguardar boas notícias.