This farce concerns Lord Godard, a vampire who has decided to live as an ally to the human race. Yet somehow, it seems an intruder made their way onto his estate to murder his beloved wife with a silver stake. A certain detective comes to the estate...
He's trying to cheat you out 
of a round-trip fare.
إنّه يحاول التهرّب من تكلفة
أجرة ذهاب وعودة
Si no tiene cuidado,
se quedará sin billete de ida y vuelta.
Como no tenga cuidado,
se quedará sin billete de ida y vuelta.
Você claramente estaria
perdendo a tarifa de ida e volta.
Если согласишься —
потеряешь плату за поездку туда-обратно!