A man sleeps and waits for good news.  A woman wants to divorce her husband because his mother farts too much. A man marries a snake.
After that, the husband got sick with 
a fever and couldn't get out of bed.
El hombre tuvo fiebre alta y cayó en cama.
El hombre tuvo fiebre alta y cayó en cama.
Depois disso, o marido ficou doente com
febre e não conseguia sair da cama.