Yesterday, tomorrow, and likely for the rest of time, Wooser just sits and consumes instead of working.  Darth Wooser almost calls him a NEET, but is stopped by the self-destruct circuits that will destroy him if he insults his master.  To make things worse, Wooser actively tries to get him to self-destruct.  What will be the fate of Darth Wooser?
I love the Internet!
أحبُّ الإنترنت
Ich liebe das Internet!
Navegar en Internet es divertido.
Navegar por Internet es la leche.
C’est vraiment drôle, Internet.
Oh, quanto adoro internet!
A internet é tão divertida!