A man saves a horsefly, who repays him by helping him marry the headman's daughter.  A doctor of moxibustion heals a thunder god who has a bad hip.  A man loves to look at his wife so much that he can't work, so she gives him a picture of himself.
Nope!  No way!
¡No, no!
¡No, no!
Não! De jeito nenhum!