Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Don't be ridiculous!
!كفاك هراء
Red keinen Mist!
Was soll ich schon ausrichten?!
¡No digas idioteces!
¡¿Qué esperas de mí?!
¡No digas gilipolleces!
¡¿Qué esperas de mí?!
N’importe quoi ! Je dois faire quoi ?
Comment tu veux que j’arrête ce truc ?
Non dire idiozie!
Vê se se toca!
Смеёшься?!