The self-proclaimed genius apprentice artist takes the witness stand to testify about the "crazy" events he saw unfold.
Says the guy who ran away
as fast as he could yesterday!
!مع أنّه هرب البارحة بأسرع ما يمكنه
Gestern ist er doch noch
mit Lichtgeschwindigkeit geflohen?!
Ayer huiste a toda velocidad.
Ayer huiste a toda velocidad.
Dit-il
après sa débandade de la veille.
Diz o cara que correu o mais 
rápido que pôde ontem!
А вчера только так пятками сверкал.