The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
That's why we ended up in this mess, too.
وهكذا انتهى بنا المطاف هكذا
Así fue como terminamos involucrados.
Por isso acabamos envolvidos
 na confusão também.