Matsutaro won the Makushita championship, but he's bummed that he doesn't get to be in a championship parade. He wants to get in a convertible, get cheered on by festive onlookers, and drive by Reiko's house. He wants a parade, darn it, and if he doesn't get it, he's shaving his hair and retiring from sumo! The master and Matsutaro's buddy Tanaka are aghast. Is Matsutaro going to shave his head and quit, or what?
I've never heard of a non-professional 
wrestler having a championship parade.
Ich habe noch nie von einer Parade
für einen Makushita-Sieger gehört.
Nu-nunca escuché de un luchador makushita 
que tuviera un desfile de campeonato.
Nunca he sabido de un luchador amateur 
que tuviera un desfile de campeonato.
Ninguém faz desfiles de vitória
 para a categoria amadora...