Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Five seconds of your own weight, huh?
خمس ثوانٍ بوزنك فقط
Du kannst dich also nur
fünf Sekunden lang tragen.
¿Cinco segundos de tu propio peso?
Cinco segundos de tu propio peso.
Tu ne tiens que cinq secondes.
C’est pitoyable.
Reggi il tuo peso per cinque secondi?
Cinco segundos do seus próprio peso, é?
Держишь свой вес всего пять секунд?