Yuuto's been sent to another world, where he is now commander, or "Patriarch" of a clan of warriors.  To survive in this new world, he uses his cell phone, his only connection to the girl he loves back home.
D-Don't laugh, damn it!
J-Jetzt lach nicht, verdammte Axt!
¡No se burlen!
¡Menos risas!
Te moque pas !
Enfin, je veux dire…
E non ridere, tu!
N-Não riam!
Чего вы смеётесь!