The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
But why would they turn you into 
a filthy pig, of all things?
لكن لماذا حوّلوك إلى خنزير قذر؟
Pero ¿por qué te convirtieron en cerdo?
Mas por que eles te transformariam
 justo em um porco imundo?