At the end of the warring states period, Oda Nobunaga is about to be killed by her retainer, Akechi Mitsuhide.  But as she falls to her death, she is somehow transported to the skies above modern day Japan.  As she falls to the ground at high speed, she faceplants a boy named Oota in the crotch!?
Is my whole day going to be like this?
¡¿Hoy sólo me pasan cosas así?!
¡¿Qué más me puede pasar hoy?!
O meu dia vai ser todo assim?