Czech and Slovakia have finally become independent. Should it be "Czechoslovakia" or "Czecho-Slovakia"? Thus began the Hyphen War.
D-Don't say anything now, dummy!
!لا تقل أي شيءٍ الآن أيها الغر
Lass das, Dumpfbacke! Was hast du davon,
wenn unser Name bald noch kürzer wird?
¡N-No digas nada ahora, bobo!
C’est pas le moment ! Que ferons-nous
s’il raccourcit notre nom ?