Kagura begs Gintoki for a cell phone, but the tight Odd Jobs budget won't allow for one.  That's when they discover three cell phones in Sadaharu's poop!  They immediately have the technical whiz Gengai fix the phones and each member gets one.  Kagura is ecstatic to have a cell phone, but Gintoki and Shinpachi are annoyed by her incessant texting...
No one has stood before my Death Cancer (claws of death)
for 10 minutes and survived.
Nadie a soportado mi Cáncer Mortal (garras de la muerte) por 10 minutos y ha sobrevivido.
Ainda ninguém foi capaz de se opor