Wooser loves his uniforms, and he loves his uniform doujinshi.  He loves them so much that he'll brave the sweltering heat, freezing cold, and massive crowds to get them.  But there is one final test he must past... the mysterious masked swordsman!
You don't have to think about stuff 
like, "What should I wear today?"
إذ ليسَ عليكِ أن تفكِّري بأمور مثل 
ماذا ينبغي أن أرتدي اليوم"؟"
Man muss nicht darüber nachdenken,
was man anziehen soll
No tienes que preocuparte 
de qué vestir cada mañana
Le matin, on ne se demande pas
ce qu’on va porter
Non devi pensare a cose tipo
 "Cosa mi metto oggi?"
Para quando me pergunto 
de manhã o que vou vestir,