I'm Mazama Jin. I just started at Seton Academy this year. The cooking club I started up with Hitomi-chan can't stay alive with only two members, so we got some awesome friends to join us, and they're taking a club entrance test so they can help support the two of us. We're living out our own romantic comedy surrounded by our unique friends! Or... that's how it would be if they weren't a dumb dog, a dumb koala, a dumb sloth, and a dumb cat.
Damn! The point of this test 
was to keep everyone else out!
!تبًّا! كان الهدف من هذا الاختبار هو إبقاء الجميع بعيدين
Merda! Lo scopo del test era lasciare fuori tutti gli altri!
Droga! O teste era pra
afastar essas encrencas!
Чёрт! Суть испытания заключалась
 в том, чтобы всех выгнать!