A bestselling novelist comes to the Legend Inn, professing a need for a proper night's sleep before she can write her next manuscript. But shadowy figures are following her...
There's no one by the name of 
Janet Melon Banana Squash here!
‫لا يوجد أحد اسمه جانيت ميلون بانانا سكواش هنا!
¡Aquí no hay ninguna
Janet Melonbanana Squash!
¡Aquí no hay ninguna
Janet Melonbanana Squash!
Il n’y a aucune Janet Melon
Banana Scash dans cet hôtel !
Qui non c'è nessuno che si chiama 
Janet Melon Banana Squash!
Não tem ninguém chamada
Janet Melon Banana Squash aqui!
Тут нет никого по имени
Джанет Дыня-Банан-Тыква!