A traveling pair of samurai eat delicious miso beans, which are so good that they travel back three leagues to get more.  A boy sleeps for three years and begins to make strange requests.  A lazy boy is forced to work in the mountains for three years, and given a broken bowl in exchange.
You've never worked.
What do you know?
¡Mira quién lo dice!
¡Mira quién lo dice!
Você nunca trabalhou!
O que você sabe?