Hideyoshi and Mitsuhide are arguging over who gets to be the rear guard in a losing war.  Hideyoshi is so eager to be the rear guard that he ends up going to the enemy's rear, too!
I'll take the rear then.
سأهتم بالخلف إذًا
Ich werde dir den
gefiederten Popo decken.
Bene. Allora io seguirò da dietro.