Wooser manages to swap the doors to the men's and women's baths through the sheer power of his lust.  Meanwhile, an unidentified object appears in the skies over America, and the military starts to panic.  Will we be able to talk to them?  Will Ajipon's noble sacrifice once again save the world?  Will it? Will it?
Th-That's gotta be Santa!
D-das ist wirklich der Weihnachtsmann!
¡Si-sin duda ese es Santa!
¡No hay duda de que es Santa!
C’est… vraiment
le Père Noël !
M-Ma quello non può che essere Babbo Natale!
E-Esse deve ser o Noel!