30-year-old virgin Kiyoshi Adachi discovers he has the ability to hear people's thoughts when he touches them. It's mostly a daily annoyance, until his powers reveal that his handsome and popular coworker Yuichi Kurosawa only has eyes for him!
Would this have been simpler 
if one of us were a woman?
Wenn einer von uns
eine Frau wäre,
¿Esto sería más fácil
si uno de los dos fuera una mujer?
¿Esto sería más sencillo
si uno de los dos fuera una mujer?
Les choses
auraient été différentes,
Sarebbe tutto più semplice
se uno di noi due fosse una donna?
Isso teria sido mais simples
se um de nós fosse mulher?
Если бы я или он был женщиной,
может, и разговор бы лучше клеился?
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