Hashiba Junichi is a high school student that wants to do anything to lose his virginity. His evil friends force him to ask out a gal in his class, Yame Yukana, so he begs her to date him while kneeling on the ground. She calls him a freak, but then something amazing happens…
If she finds out that my reason
is immoral, I'll lose instantly.
Wenn sie erfährt, dass meine Gründe
versauter Natur sind, hab ich verschissen!
Si se entera de que mi razón es inmoral,
perderé mi oportunidad.
Si se entera de que mi razón es inmoral,
perderé la oportunidad.
Si elle découvre le pot aux roses,
je prends un carton sur-le-champ.
Se scopre che lo faccio per motivi zozzi, 
girerò la mazza a vuoto...
Se ela descobrir o motivo verdadeiro, 
eu perco minha chance na hora.
Если узнает, что мне нужно,
не видать мне секса.