It's February 14th! Akihabara is filled with excitement as the adventurers enjoy their first Valentine's Day. Marielle and Isuzu try to make cookies out of Kokonia fruits, which are said to make someone fall in love with you.  Meanwhile, in the Log Horizon guild house, Tetra puts Akatsuki and Minori up to cooking something for Shiroe.
they'll find your past smells worse than a sewer.
entdeckt man einen Ort, der schlimmer
stinkt als der Dreck in der Kanalisation.
descubren que tu pasado 
apesta más que una cloaca.
votre passé est encore
plus nauséabond que les égoûts.
scopre che il tuo passato
 puzza più delle fogne.
vai descobrir que seu passado
 fede mais que esgoto.
и от застоявшейся воды сразу
понесёт трупной гнилью.