Crabs seek revenge upon a monkey for wounding their mother, and are aided by a mortar and cow poop.  A divine oracle leads a man to riches.  A man's head becomes the scene of strange happenings.
I guess I've got no luck after all.
Parece que de verdad no tengo suerte.
Está claro, no tengo nada de suerte.
Acho que eu não tenho sorte mesmo.