Today's theme is "surefire ED remedies." ED doesn't necessarily mean you can't get an erection at all, but is connected to your sexual satisfaction level?! ...Is that a sea cucumber monster?
That's a bit contradictory.
Das macht’s sicher noch schlimmer.
Aunque ahí abajo no debe 
estar relajado, ¿eh?
Aunque ahí abajo no debería estar relajado.
C’est un peu contradictoire,
mais bon…
È un po' contraddittorio.
Isso é meio contraditório.