I'm Mazama Jin, a first-year at Secon Academy. It's been nothing but smooth sailing in the cooking club I started with my beloved Hitomi-chan, and all kinds of rumors have been going around about what we do there! Will this draw in some more new members? Right after I asked that, two unfamiliar students showed up for a surprising reason! An exciting incident is in store for me and Hitomi-chan! Or... that's what would've happened if those two students weren't a dumb lion and a dumb naked mole-rat.
There is no escape from my harem!
!لا مفرّ من الحريم خاصتي
Niemand kann meinem Harem entkommen.
No hay escapatoria de mi harén.
No hay escapatoria de mi harén.
Tu n’échapperas pas à mon harem.
Non si scappa dal mio harem!
Pois não há como
escapar de meu harém!
От моего гарема не уйти!