The mysterious light that covered all of the Kabuki District swapped the genders of everyone who was exposed! The culprits were Dekobokkoists, a religious cult on all the interspace wanted lists, who end up taking over the Kabuki District through its surveillance network.
Just so we're clear, what 
happened back there was
عليكم أن تعلموا أنّ ما حصل وقتها
Que quede claro, lo que sucedió hace poco
Só para deixar claro, isso tudo foi porque
 seu chefe imbecil cagou ao ar livre—