Gintoki is participating in the My Wife World Tournament so he can cure Shinpachi of his addiction to the romance simulation game Love Choris.  The tournament involves in-game dates with the heroines.  In the Momo group, Shinpachi uses a passive approach to dominate the other players!
...want to grind my heels 
into this filthy pig!
¡...quiero enterrar mis tacones en este sucio cerdo!
quero enfiar meu salto em 
você, seu porco imundo!