A man wants to be a Sennin but fails, so he becomes a salesman instead.  Kobayashi Issa, the haiku poet, thinks of the sun, the moon, and his soba.
I'm Kobayashi Issa.
Soy Kobayashi Issa,
compositor de haiku.
Soy Kobayashi Issa, escritor de haiku.
Eu sou Issa Kobayashi.