Amamiya Yuuhi, an average college student, wakes up one morning to the sight of Neu Crescent, a talking lizard claiming to be a knight. Neu asks for him to help save the world and protect their princess from an evil mage seeking to destroy the Earth, but Yuuhi finds it hard to believe such an absurd request. However, later that day a golem created by the evil mage appears before Yuuhi. Yuuhi is about to die when suddenly—
Are you some devil, trying to get someone 
else to fight a battle you can't win?
هل أنت شيطان ما يحاول أن يقنع شخصاً
بخوض معركة لا تستطيع الفوز بها؟
Du schickst mich
in einen aussichtslosen Kampf?
¿Eres un demonio que quieres
que otro pelee por ti?
¿Eres un demonio que quieres que otro
pelee por ti donde tú no puedes ganar?
On règle pas ses problèmes
en utilisant les gens, sale monstre !
Stai cercando di far combattere ad altri 
una battaglia che non puoi vincere,
Você tem que ser o diabo, pra querer forçar
os outros a uma luta que não dá pra ganhar.
Подбиваешь других сражаться в бою,
который