Yesterday, tomorrow, and likely for the rest of time, Wooser just sits and consumes instead of working.  Darth Wooser almost calls him a NEET, but is stopped by the self-destruct circuits that will destroy him if he insults his master.  To make things worse, Wooser actively tries to get him to self-destruct.  What will be the fate of Darth Wooser?
My master is almost like a...
...معلّمي أشبه بـ
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mein Meister wäre ein …
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Mi amo es todo un...
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