While preparing for parent-teacher meetings, Eikichi learns that one of his students, Kunio Murai, has a very young mother. He decides that "dates" are an excellent way to get to know the parents, much to Kunio's dismay.
If I were a teacher, I'd
probably tell you guys this:
: لو كنتُ معلِّماً لقلتُ لكم هذا الكلام يا شباب
Wenn ich ein Lehrer wäre,
würde ich euch wahrscheinlich sagen:
Si yo fuera profesor, 
seguramente les diría esto...
Si yo fuera profesor, 
seguramente os diría esto...
Si j’avais été votre prof,
je vous aurais appris ceci :
Se eu fosse professor, eu 
acho que diria o seguinte: