When Orochimaru's poison leaves Guy-sensei completely bald, it's up to Lee and the gang to find him the right wig. Our beloved narrator comes down with a bad cold, and much to Tenten and Neji's chagrin, Lee's his temporary replacement.
We slipped away when he 
wasn't looking. Don't—
Nos escapamos mientras 
no estaba observando. No-
¡Nos escapamos cuando no estaba 
mirando, no hables alto o si no...!
Nós fugimos quando ele 
não estava olhando. Não—