The pirate ship holding the expedition crew captive has been attacked by a giant, tentacled sea creature! Will the staff from TV Nanana finally get footage of the legendary Kraken?
Everybody's seen the reruns of the giant 
squid on public broadcasting already!
Der Riesentintenfisch ist so alt,
dass er schon im Öffentlich-Rechtlichen läuft!
¡La tele está llena
de calamares gigantes!
¡La tele está llena
de calamares gigantes!
La chaîne publique
a déjà couvert le sujet,
Il calamaro gigante l'hanno fatto già
vedere mille volte in TV!
Todos já viram as reprises
da lula gigante na TV aberta!
Все уже сто раз видели