An old woman who is an excellent midwife hears a woman in pain with a difficult birth.  A man saves a snake and is rewarded with a strange sleeve that creates money when shaken.  A ghost in an old temple turns out to be a raccoon.
Okay.  Squeeze.  Squeeze.
Delicioso masaje, ¿no?
Un masaje estupendo, ¿verdad?
Certo, carícias, carícias!