Wooser loves his uniforms, and he loves his uniform doujinshi.  He loves them so much that he'll brave the sweltering heat, freezing cold, and massive crowds to get them.  But there is one final test he must past... the mysterious masked swordsman!
And as always, I'm selling them myself.
وكما العادة، أبيعُها بنفسي
Und wie immer verkaufe ich sie selbst!
El autor lo vende por sí mismo.
Et bien sûr,
je les remets en mains propres.
E, come sempre, lo vendo io stesso.
E como sempre, eu mesmo faço a venda.